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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 8:26:26 AM   
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. 
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. 
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! 
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. 
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. 
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. 
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. 
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! 
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. 
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.  
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! 
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. 
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. 
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.


The moral of the story?? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) ->

'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks! 

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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 8:57:15 AM   
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his hangy-down thingy




Potsie...you are old enough (and then some) to use the proper terminology when referring to the male anatomy. It is a Wee-Wee.


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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 9:02:00 AM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 9:19:04 AM   
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his hangy-down thingy




Potsie...you are old enough (and then some) to use the proper terminology when referring to the male anatomy. It is a Wee-Wee.



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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 9:30:46 AM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:13:29 PM   
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his hangy-down thingy




Potsie...you are old enough (and then some) to use the proper terminology when referring to the male anatomy. It is a Wee-Wee.



No, it's a Tallie-Whacker.


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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:14:35 PM   
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No, it's a Tallie-Whacker.
who? Mr. Winkie?

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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:17:14 PM   
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No, it's a Tallie-Whacker.
who? Mr. Winkie?


Or, in scientific vernacular; the appendage in question is referred to as the Wang-Dang-Doodle.


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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:19:12 PM   
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No, it's a Tallie-Whacker.
who? Mr. Winkie?


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Or, in scientific vernacular; the appendage in question is referred to as the Wang-Dang-Doodle.

as a nurse i would like to point out the medical term is a Pocket Rocket

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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:20:10 PM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:25:16 PM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:26:44 PM   
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Or, as they told us in the service, a gun. (This is your weapon, this is your gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun...)
yer fun-gun doesn't shoot?

Have you sought medical help?


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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:30:35 PM   
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Or, as they told us in the service, a gun. (This is your weapon, this is your gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun...)
yer fun-gun doesn't shoot?

Have you sought medical help?

  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it shoots, "heavenly"...c'mere and lemme show ya!

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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 12:39:33 PM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 4:29:27 PM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 4:59:37 PM   
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The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. 
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. 
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.



I have seen a horse flex his hangy-down thingy. It's quite something.

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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/8/2009 9:47:45 PM   
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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/10/2009 10:24:49 AM   
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< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 7/10/2009 10:26:27 AM >

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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/10/2009 10:32:33 AM   
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Wus

Wus my ass. CD's gun is cocked!!!


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RE: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley - 7/10/2009 11:29:52 AM   
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Wus

Wus my ass. CD's gun is cocked!!!



And, just to be sure, you want it 'holstered' in your ass?

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