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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of S... - 2/16/2006 9:27:26 PM   
DameDarkness


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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four
men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The
lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she
could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it
dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there was a
football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat. A few minutes
later, she found her own car parked for five spaces farther down. She loaded
her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her
mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed
to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car
jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges
were filed.


Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it
memorable :)


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RE: This is a true account recorded in the Police Log ... - 2/17/2006 2:58:37 AM   
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Poor little old lady...

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RE: This is a true account recorded in the Police Log ... - 2/17/2006 10:34:57 PM   
subtlesubie


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quote:

Poor little old lady...


Poor lady???!?

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RE: This is a true account recorded in the Police Log ... - 2/18/2006 2:20:08 AM   
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That was hilarious.

delectable pink

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