beargonewild
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short
skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves
of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of
the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on
the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent
view, just as he thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves,
as he is "having company for dinner."
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder "why the
unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing
below.
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that
she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for
you too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."
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