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Roy the undertaker - 7/9/2009 11:03:45 AM

mydestiny2043

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Roy the undertaker came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife."

I had a terrible day," replies Roy."I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replies, "Wrong room!"

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RE: Roy the undertaker - 7/9/2009 11:13:29 AM

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