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mydestiny2043 -> Norwegian Lovers (7/9/2009 11:06:57 AM)
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Ole met a beautiful blonde lady named Lena and
he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know
anything about each other."He said,
"That's all right, we'll learn
about each other as we go along"So she
consented, they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were laying by the pool, when
he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and
did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations
in the jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water
like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
on the towel.
Lena said," That was incredible!"Ole replied, "I used to be an Olympic
diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as
we went along."Then Lena got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her
towel, hardly out of breath.
Ole said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker
in Grand Forks
and worked both sides of the river." [sm=jerry.gif][sm=jerry.gif]
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