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LotusSong -> Quickies (7/10/2009 9:37:47 AM)


Quickies....


I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~

( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.

~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time
you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

~~~~~

Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.




fluffypet61 -> RE: Quickies (7/10/2009 10:35:40 AM)

Hmmm, i like those.




sirsholly -> RE: Quickies (7/10/2009 11:06:29 AM)

quote:

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
i like this one!




Hanable -> RE: Quickies (7/10/2009 1:05:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong


~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~


i can attest to this one.. ive tried to do it before... thankfully my eyes arnt Quite bad enough that im totaly blind without them.

H >:)




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