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beargonewild -> How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 11:09:05 AM)

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business...Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. 

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one after noon. 
 
  She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there 
WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.  
He didn't explain, defend, or deny…..he said nothing..
 
  Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ..... 
Walked home . . .and left it there all night!!!

(You gotta love Frank!)




Rainfire -> RE: How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 11:15:11 AM)

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Now what in Jesus, Joseph and Mary's names would Frank be doing parked at Mildred's house all night????? [sm=LMAO.gif][sm=LMAO.gif][sm=LMAO.gif]




Lucylastic -> RE: How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 11:17:46 AM)

I know what she's doinggggggggggggg





sirsholly -> RE: How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 11:31:24 AM)

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Vendaval -> RE: How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 12:07:04 PM)

lol...gads, I hated being around those old busy-body biddies.




MasterG2kTR -> RE: How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 4:35:05 PM)

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JstAnotherSub -> RE: How to Stop a Church Gossip‏ (7/11/2009 4:53:32 PM)

hada be baptists....

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