slaveluci
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009:
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30..00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to
make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass
Tomorrow"
 I don't know if this has been posted before but it made me laugh and I wanted to share.............luci
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