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Senior Citizen Humor - 7/14/2009 7:06:21 PM

MasterG2kTR

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town
and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving
a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus . We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/14/2009 8:28:34 PM

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priceless..that was great!

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/14/2009 10:46:56 PM

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I feel sorry for the owner

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/15/2009 12:08:12 PM

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I will have to remember that.

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/16/2009 5:49:13 PM

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lol funny

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/19/2009 7:58:14 AM

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i loved it

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/19/2009 11:26:11 AM

WildIrishRoses

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LMAO - that is just wrong

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/20/2009 2:01:00 AM

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ROFLMAO

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RE: Senior Citizen Humor - 7/20/2009 4:28:17 AM

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