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lobodomslavery -> Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 1:54:56 PM)

A cool evening in Dublin. Well its cool always in Ireland laughs. i must say i feel better this week.  The Irish Domme did respond to me and said She would introduce Herself to me at the next munch in Dublin which will be in August. i cant wait. Anyway something that really bugs me is why Dommes do not respond to one line emails. After all Dommes are classy superior beings and wasnt the most classy of them all, Shakespeare, the man who said brevity is the soul of wit.  Anyway why is brevity not appreciated? And Ladies why do Dommes either block the mailer or simply not respond at all to the subs who send the shortest of mails, You know the one, the hi's, hello, hoping your having a good time etc
Would be interested in Your thoughts
kevin



DarkSteven -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 5:23:56 PM)

Because they get tired of lots of emails.  They want to see some effort put into the first contact.

I have found that for contacting ANYone, it helps to reference their profile or even better, a post they made on the forums or a journal entry they made.

Edited to add:  It might not be the fact that the email is one line....




epepincanada -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 6:04:35 PM)

There are a lot of dumb things about the way doms wish to be contacted.  The one liner issue is a non issue if the dom has a lot of info in there profile, something you can talk about and such but if they have just a small paragraph, how are you supposed to honestly write a paragraph that you arent  pulling out of your ass, at which point its meaningless 

anyways, thats my opininon on the matter and honestly , requiring huge intros just encourages people to copy and paste, and i agree with Dark steven, talking about the profile is the best way to go on any forum or personals site



CatdeMedici -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 6:09:21 PM)

It is because I am a 
quote:

classy superior beings


that one line emails and pick up lines are boring, shallow, and lazy. I respond to neither.



BMC -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 6:17:09 PM)

just because



Lockit -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 6:28:17 PM)

No...no... it's because we are tired from driving a taxi all day, wearing heels and when we went for a coffee after a long day of driving, someone dumped water on us. Then to come home and deal with our political goal's and find a one liner... well it just ticks us off. By this point we need substance and a one liner isn't even close. We might need to walk the street in our heels and with our tired feet, looking for someone to smack.



intenze -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 6:48:28 PM)

Yanno Kevin as loquacious as you are, I sincerely doubt you wrote a one-line introduction.



CatdeMedici -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 7:02:11 PM)

ooooooooohhhhhh thanks Lockit, I just spewed egg drop soup on the keyboard!
 
 
Wait! kevin, its a whole new thread, do Dominas eat Chinese, if so how? Chopsticks, spoon or fork an spoon?! [8|]



Lockit -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 7:14:50 PM)

I use a pitchfork... my fork tongue or my tail. And when my feet hurt, I bbq shrimpy submissive's with sweet and sour sauce.

Sorry about your soup and keyboard Cat!



sunshinemiss -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 7:16:44 PM)

Kevin,
Did you know that the world is made up of a whole bunch of people who are not Dommes?

Just thought I'd throw that little tidbit of reality your way.

good luck,
sunny jo



MoGa -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 7:39:03 PM)

Kevin,
When a sub writes to me and the only thing he says is "Hi", I do look at his profile, to see if there is more to him, than this simple one word. Most times there is nothing on his profile but the basic information. I will not respond to it. If he can not take the time and effort to introduce himself and give me some idea of what it is that he is looking for, why should I bother writing to him? It is ridiculous the amount of emails that I get with one word in the body of it. "Hi" "Hello" "Hey". Would you seriously respond to such an email? I am looking for a boy of substance. If he can't produce that quality in the first email or worse, the second one, why would I think that I have found such a boy?
 
I suspect that you knew the answer to your question prior to asking it, but I will take your post seriously, because you took the time to write it out, and I will answer it seriously.
 
I hope that I have helped you understand this Domina a little better. 
 
Congratulations on your meet with the Irish Domina. I think it will be good for you to meet someone who actually does admit to being a Dominant and not someone you suspect of being one. It is a healthy step for you, and I am proud of you.
 
MoGa



LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 7:42:46 PM)

I got a one liner the other day. It read "hey babe". Seriously.



bdswitch -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 7:46:01 PM)

Brevity is the soul of wit, when there is a point (of course, Polonius didn't have a whit of any of the above.) I do have a fairly extensive profile, and very specific about my preferences, which people completely disregard. I still try to answer most emails, but some are comments which do not require an answer. Some are just insulting to my intelligence, or to me. If someone can't take the time to spell things correctly, or they actually say "UR not attractive" (got that one last week), why should I answer?



Aylee -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 8:09:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery
Shakespeare, the man who said brevity is the soul of wit. 


Then your penis must be a riot!

Actually, Kevin, it is because it is a Domme conspiracy.  Yep yep yep.  Frankly anytime a Domme does anything that makes you wonder "why," it is part of the same conspiracy to reinforce the fact that YOU are not a Domme.  The "why" that these things cause is to reinforce the fact that your 23rd chromosome pair is XY instead of XX.  So, when you are forced to say "why" it once again points out the "Y" in your chromosomes. 



stella41b -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 8:12:53 PM)

Ah look at all the lonely people
Ah look at all the lonely people

Lobodomslavery
Starts a new thread
About a domme in Dublin he's seen
Lives in a dream
Looks out for boots
Carrying the water that he keeps in a jar
By the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Father MacKenzie
Writing the words of a sermon for Kevin to hear
Been trying for years
Look at him ranting
Shining the bald patch on his head
Where there used to be hair
Before he went spare

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Ah look at all the lonely people
Ah look at all the lonely people

Lobodomslavery
Started a thread on dommes
And it fell down the page
Nobody came
Father MacKenzie
Taking the tablets the psychiatric nurses
Give him each day
No one was saved

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

with apologies to the Beatles



Lashra -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 8:25:10 PM)

Irish Domme's never respond to one line emails, it is written in the "Domme Handbook of Domination". Try sending a one line email to a Swedish Domme next time.

~Lashra



windchymes -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 8:35:36 PM)

Because if they do, a lightning bolt will come crashing down out of the sky, striking them dead.



soul2share -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 10:15:44 PM)

For the same reason I don't respond to them.....show me something that shows that you are at least able to start and carry on intelligent conversation.  oh, and READ MY PROFILE!  Puh-leeeeeeze.



GreedyTop -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 10:51:06 PM)

once again, Stella... brilliant!! 



LadyPact -> RE: Why do Dommes not respond to one line emails? (7/17/2009 10:59:59 PM)

Perhaps it is because said Domme already has an impression of the writer of the email, and they want nothing to do with him.

I don't suppose that sounds familiar?



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