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Aneirin -> Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:10:38 AM)
The future is here ? The shewee

CatdeMedici -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:15:30 AM)
Why for the love of the goddess, do men insist that what we seek to be happy is to be like them? I guarantee that based on the female anatomy, this will lead to major urinary tract infections.

sirsholly -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:17:47 AM)
i want porcelain, damnit

LaTigresse -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:23:42 AM)
I am more than happy to lean back against an old log or sit on a public toilet. I am not a germaphobic freak. I bathe frequently. I certainly do NOT need the hassle of carrying around a plastic pee funnel. Did these people even bother thinking this through?? I mean, are we supposed to carry a dirty piss smelling funnel around in our purses? Carry it, dripping, over to the sink and wash it along with our hands? Dry it, along with our hands under one of those stupid air drying things? Why, on all that is reasonable, would I feel the need to pee standing up when I can do it more comfortably, most of the time, sitting down?

Irishknight -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:25:25 AM)
Yes, ladies. You too can strap a funnel to your crotch and got out in public!!!! Too bad Billy Mays has passed. I'd love to hear him selling this one.

LaTigresse -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:29:03 AM)
There is hope, we still have the ShamWow guy............ would be especially cool when they remixed it to be a rap-o-mercial like they did the slapchop thing.

ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:31:17 AM)
Nothing new - the Lady Jane has been on the market for years. Here's a link for the google-challenged among us: http://www.packinpotty.com/littlejohn.html Had to throw this one in just for fun: http://nextround.net/2009/06/08/the-worlds-most-awkward-urinals-a-gallery/ ~Dave

dovie -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:33:29 AM)
I'm with sholly- porcelain, and I CAN hear Billie Mays pitching this in my head........grrrrrr too much late night tv.

sirsholly -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:34:46 AM)
quote: I certainly do NOT need the hassle of carrying around a plastic pee funnel. Did these people even bother thinking this through?? I mean, are we supposed to carry a dirty piss smelling funnel around in our purses? Carry it, dripping, over to the sink and wash it along with our hands? Dry it, along with our hands under one of those stupid air drying things? i prefer Tupperware

LadyEllen -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:39:52 AM)
Yes ladies, just like your man you too can emerge from the loo with a streak of dribble down your leg....... From experience, I can assure you that whipping out a watertight funnel that is attached to the bladder, whilst holding underwear etc to one side is one thing. Trying to hold underwear etc to one side whilst trying to get a watertight seal on this thing without pissing all over yourself is going to be one whole other matter. Whatever happened to squatting behind the bushes when the need arises? Yes, you can still get piss all over yourself this way, but you will have saved yourself money and all that stress. E

CatdeMedici -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:40:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: I certainly do NOT need the hassle of carrying around a plastic pee funnel. Did these people even bother thinking this through?? I mean, are we supposed to carry a dirty piss smelling funnel around in our purses? Carry it, dripping, over to the sink and wash it along with our hands? Dry it, along with our hands under one of those stupid air drying things? i prefer Tupperware Well if you want to sell it a home parties ok, but from a sanitary standpoint, ewwwww [:'(] I mean it could hold hot dogs or dips and celery.

sirsholly -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:54:27 AM)
quote: Whatever happened to squatting behind the bushes when the need arises? that is the very best way to find a Poison Ivy patch [:)]

LadyEllen -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 6:59:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: Whatever happened to squatting behind the bushes when the need arises? that is the very best way to find a Poison Ivy patch [:)] Well, if you refuse to look before you leak........ Its nettles here E

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 7:09:09 AM)
I have a friend who sometimes cant wait. She peed in a cup and left some DNA on the carpet of the car I was driving.This is a talent passed down from her mama. This product seems rediculous but perhaps the car wouldnt have had piddle that missed the cup with a product like this.

LadyEllen -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 7:19:59 AM)
A couple of years ago - we went to the safari park, where you drive through the animals' enclosures - great fun for the offspring but not so much for me watching my car temperature gauge rocket due to the traffic jams and not much fun for female UM either when she wanted the loo - around an hour away, although only 500 yards. Necessity is ever the mother of invention. My penknife, plus a finished plastic drinks bottle provided an admirable solution, aside from the potential for spillage once the required relief had been acquired. So, watching for the ranger, I opened my window and emptied the contents out. All was well with the world, even though some had run down the outside of the door. Until we got to the camels. For some reason, human urine is very interesting to camels. On the plus side, we got very good close ups of the horse mkI. E

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 7:20:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDaveGuy69 Nothing new - the Lady Jane has been on the market for years. Here's a link for the google-challenged among us: http://www.packinpotty.com/littlejohn.html Had to throw this one in just for fun: http://nextround.net/2009/06/08/the-worlds-most-awkward-urinals-a-gallery/ ~Dave But that product is so clunky and this one is so much sleaker and comes in an array of fashion colors!

DarkSteven -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 7:50:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici Why for the love of the goddess, do men insist that what we seek to be happy is to be like them? Hey. Here's the remote. Let's watch football. /Scratches/ I bet I can still belch louder than you, though.

CatdeMedici -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 8:44:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici Why for the love of the goddess, do men insist that what we seek to be happy is to be like them? Hey. Here's the remote. Let's watch football. /Scratches/ I bet I can still belch louder than you, though. I bet I can fart better than you and I do hit the toilet, sitting OR standing, so how bout those Raiders? [8D]

sirsholly -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 10:12:30 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

thornhappy -> RE: Ladies, just what you have alll been waiting for ; (7/19/2009 11:48:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I am more than happy to lean back against an old log or sit on a public toilet. I am not a germaphobic freak. I bathe frequently. I certainly do NOT need the hassle of carrying around a plastic pee funnel. but...but...but...what if there are no logs, there are cows, there are cowboys, and then there are the hang gliders and sail planes cruising overhead.And a 45 minute, 4WD trip to the nearest public restroom. Or the logs are covered in poison oak (the guys got poison oak on their hands, and then got it on their unmentionables) and a long drive back to a public bathroom. I'd consider a disposal version.

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