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A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 4:21:32 PM   
ShoreBound149


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His looks at his wife in the bed and says, "I wanted you to see the pig I've been fucking."
His wife replies with a puzzled look, "Honey, thats not a pig"
The husband replies, "I wasn't talking to you"
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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 4:40:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		...... where his wife is having sex with another man.

He pulls out a gun and puts it to his head and screams

"I'll show you you fucking bitch, I'm gunna blow my brains out"

She looks at him coldly and says "Okay go for it you stupid git"

"Don't be so Smug you tart, youre next"

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 4:47:04 PM   
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...... where his wife is having sex with another man.

He pulls out a gun and puts it to his head and screams

"I'll show you you fucking bitch, I'm gunna blow my brains out"

She looks at him coldly and says "Okay go for it you stupid git"

"Don't be so Smug you tart, youre next"


I don't get it. 

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 4:51:23 PM   
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**hands her a touch up kit**

Really hard to shoot his cheating wife when he is lying dead from a gun shot to the head.

SMOOCHIES

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 4:54:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay.  I still do not really find the humour in it. 

It would make more sense if he put the gun to the head of the guy she was in bed's with head.  More realistic also.  But I guess not so funny. 

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 4:55:47 PM   
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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 5:00:54 PM   
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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 5:13:03 PM   
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You would have perfered a Dick Joke?

Steel


If by Dick you mean "Penis," then possibly.  If you meant another Former VP Dick Cheney joke, then NO. 

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 5:22:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		That joke started life as a "Pollack" joke. Putting the whole PC thing aside for a moment, does it seem any funnier now?

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 5:35:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Considering my current feelings towards Polish people, I would have told him to pull the trigger as well. 

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/19/2009 8:01:17 PM   
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< Message edited by Musicmystery -- 7/19/2009 8:03:29 PM >

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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/20/2009 1:02:40 AM   
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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/20/2009 1:06:33 AM   
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RE: A guy walks into the bedroom.... - 7/20/2009 1:12:24 PM   
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...... where his wife is having sex with another man.

He pulls out a gun and puts it to his head and screams

"I'll show you you fucking bitch, I'm gunna blow my brains out"

She looks at him coldly and says "Okay go for it you stupid git"

"Don't be so Smug you tart, youre next"


Funny!  I liked this one. 

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