mydestiny2043
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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had
to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife
wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home
frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set
up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground
with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and
slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up
behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back she
was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the
bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!
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