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i have a joke - 7/25/2009 4:16:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		so a guy's walking alongside a beach and he sees a woman with no arms and no legs and she's crying. puzzled, the guy goes up to her and ask why she's crying. she replies "i have no arms and no legs and i've never been kissed." feeling sorry for her, he kisses her a little and begins to walk off.

she starts crying again and he goes back and asks why she's crying now. she replies "i have no arms and no legs and i've never been felt up." so again, feeling sorry for her, he feels her up and all that and begins to walk off again.

once more, she starts crying and he walks back and asks what's wrong now. she replies" i have no arms and no legs and i've never been fucked." so the guy picks her up and hurls her into the ocean and shouts "there, lady, you're fucked!"
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RE: i have a joke - 7/25/2009 4:18:20 AM   
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RE: i have a joke - 7/25/2009 4:26:05 AM   
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RE: i have a joke - 7/25/2009 8:29:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Is it only me that was preparing for some parody of the “I have a dream” speech?

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RE: i have a joke - 7/25/2009 7:48:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NightTigress

Is it only me that was preparing for some parody of the “I have a dream” speech?


it's just you

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RE: i have a joke - 7/25/2009 8:43:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: fadedshadow

quote:

ORIGINAL: NightTigress

Is it only me that was preparing for some parody of the “I have a dream” speech?


it's just you


Everyone always told me I was special

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RE: i have a joke - 7/26/2009 8:44:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		 When do we get to hear the joke part?

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RE: i have a joke - 7/26/2009 7:50:04 PM   
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