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Louve00 -> Another joke.... (7/26/2009 9:36:37 AM)

There were two brother, age 7 and age 10.  They were very michievious and everytime something...anything happened anywhere, anytime, the brothers were always to blame.

The parents, having brought their sons to all kinds of professionals and couselors, at last hope, spoke to their preacher about it and asked him if he would talk to the boys.  The preacher agreed and told them to bring the youngest boy to him, first.

So, they bring in the 7 yr old first.  The preacher is sitting at his desk and seats the child in a chair in front of his desk.  The preacher looks at the little boy as says.. "Boy, where is God?"

The little boy looks at him wide eyed and said nothing.  The preacher, a little disturbed that the boy wouldn't answer, slapped his hand down on his desk and asked in a louder, more authorative voice..."Where is God?"

The little boy screamed, ran out of the office, ran all the way home and hid in the closet.

His older brother saw this, followed him and asked what was wrong.  His younger brother said...
"GOD is missing and they think WE did it!!!"




Arpig -> RE: Another joke.... (7/26/2009 10:23:39 AM)

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sirsholly -> RE: Another joke.... (7/26/2009 3:53:24 PM)

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NightTigress -> RE: Another joke.... (7/26/2009 9:01:58 PM)

Priceless




becauseisaid -> RE: Another joke.... (7/26/2009 9:16:17 PM)









An LSU fan and a Texas fan were checking out of their hotel 

In Omaha after the 2009 College World Series. 

 

The LSU fan proceeded to pay her hotel bill with a check, 

Despite the large sign behind the front desk that read, 

"No Out-of-Town Checks Allowed." 

 

The clerk took her check and gave her a receipt. 

The Texas fan then attempted to pay his bill with a check. 

The clerk asked him, "Where are you from?" to which he 

Proudly answered, "Texas". 

 

The clerk pointed to the sign and said, "I'm sorry, sir, 

But we do not take out-of-town checks." 

Visibly angered, the Longhorn fan said, "Well, you took a 

Check from that Tiger fan, who is obviously from Louisiana !" 

 

The clerk smiled and responded, "Yes, sir...but, 

She'll be back next year."




Steponme73 -> RE: Another joke.... (7/27/2009 11:07:24 AM)

LOL...very good.




becauseisaid -> RE: Another joke.... (7/27/2009 11:22:56 AM)

Know how to keep a Tx fan from jacking off?
Paint there cock purple and gold, then tell them to beat it. They can't do it, lol




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