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WyldHrt -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 10:46:45 AM)

Wussy!
*runs and hides*




GreedyTop -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 10:48:28 AM)

gawd, you're ballsy :) 




WyldHrt -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 10:49:51 AM)

Yeah, I'm quite sure I'll be paying for that.... 




SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 10:54:03 AM)

**Note to Self**

Wyldhrt has made it clear she is in need of a private session.

Side note Mother Fucker, OUCH Mother Fucker, Please Stop Mother Fucker, and "Unrecognisable Sobs of Please God someone make this mother fucker stop" are NOT Safe Words.

Steel




LadyPact -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:02:15 AM)

To The Firm of Steel & Esquire,

At this time, your generous counter offer is being rejected.  As I'm sure that all of us would like to find a suitable negotiation for the benefit of the interested parties, the aforementioned Wyld, andi, and lil bit, we shall continue to attempt, in good faith to make progress.  However, the primary shareholder of Pact Inc will have to abide by company policy on the following:

Our primary shareholder does not appear in less than fully clothed attire.  Leather is acceptable, to include skirt, corset, and boots.

In no way does our primary shareholeder become associated with terms such as target, bottom, or posterior.

Of course, Pact Inc is hoping to maximize this experience for the interested parties.  Perhaps we should explore further opportunities in which our combined efforts will bring the most direct impact for those involved.


Counter offer.  Matched sets.

The aforementioned interested parties may chose their own implements to be the receiver of said birthday spanks of any of the matched sets to be found in the physical properties of Pact Inc.  Said implements will hereafter be known as instruments of pain.

Once the interested parties have received their number of birthday lashes with said instrument of pain, the other Dominant, in turn, will receive the "one to grow on" as known by precedent.  Pact Inc accepts that said one to grow on will be administered only on the buttocks of the other Dominant.

Stipulations:

It is accepted that Steel will be 29.  The interested party, hereafter known as bottom, must be the receiver of 29 lashes with said instrument of pain from Steel, in order for Steel to be the receiver of the one to grow on from the same tool, administered by Lady Pact.

It is accepted that Lady Pact will be 41.  The interested party, hereafter known as bottom, must be the receiver of 41 lashes with said instrument of pain from Lady Pact in order for Lady Pact to be the receiver of the one to grown on from the same tool, administered by Steel.

If at any time the bottom rescinds the completion of said lashes, the count will not be complete and the one to grow on will not be applied.

Both Dominants must, in good faith, make the best attempt to remain in the zone of application of the other Dominant.

Additional interested parties may be included, but must be approved on these same terms and conditions by both Dominants.

This is our counter offer for your consideration.



Pact Inc











utahSteelsandi -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:30:57 AM)

wyldheart, you really do have some brass balls, but as was mentioned by Steel earlier, you will pay for it and i don't know how much fun it will be for you, good luck my dear. (i almost fell out of my chair laughing btw)

this thread has gotten out of hand--i love it!

(i'm going to regret this.......)

i offer my ass for one more if You two wonderful Domms can't come to an agreement on the last 2 spankings. although i would love to document that occasion(sp?). my god that would be a Steel birthday to remember.

should i mention that my birthday is also in September, probably not but it is done. thank god i only turn 23[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m9.gif[/image].

please be kind to my behind![sm=confused.gif][image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m25.gif[/image]


andi




SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:33:30 AM)

For Clearification LP you are saying that between all the sublets running around for shits and giggles we adminsiter all the Spankings between us and then I get to spank you one to grow on and you get to spank me one to grow on?

If this the idea?

And the Spankings will be administered with our hands yes?

Steel




LadyPact -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:38:52 AM)

Nope.  Read the fine print.  Same implement of pain used to administer said birthday spanks to the receiver.

In other words, if they take the toy, so do you.


ETA  With all of these birthdays, I'm almost inclined to feel sorry for the receiving bottoms.


Naaahhhh.

I think andi's count would be 93.  41+29+23 = 93.  Change that.  See below.






Mercnbeth -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:39:56 AM)

quote:

For Clarification LP you are saying that between all the sublets running around for shits and giggles we administer all the Spankings between us and then I get to spank you one to grow on and you get to spank me one to grow on?


As the 'noble' owner of the house I claim my right of Prima Nocta regarding ALL submissives occupying my domain. Even those apparently now coming out of the closet as 'switches' based upon this thread.




LadyPact -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:43:11 AM)

LOL.  Nice try, Merc.

Of course, we could always let you in on the deal.  All you have to do is offer beth up for the number of birthday spanks allotted.  Just remember, that puts your ass on the line, too.




SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:44:49 AM)

Okay then New Clarification.

If I give my spanks to andi, caryn, and Wyld, and each uses a different toy does that mean that I will receive a spanking from one of those toys of your choice?

I read through the post a few times and I cannot figure out who is administering whose Birthday spanks, I am administering mine and you are administering yours and then do I get to spank you when you are done with yours and you get to spank me when I am done with mine.

I'm starting to get cross eyed from all this legal mumbo jumbo

Someone draw me a frigging map.

Steel




SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:46:26 AM)

I love how taking a birthday spank now makes you Switch.

LMAO

Steel




Mercnbeth -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 11:59:58 AM)

quote:

Of course, we could always let you in on the deal.
Nah, I tried it once and ended up laughing too much and pissing off the Domme when the paddle broke. However, I'm confident that Beach will want to get in on this. She's still upset that nobody took her up on her offer of 'toy' at the last party!

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
I love how taking a birthday spank now makes you Switch.
LMAO
Steel
Hey - I just call 'em like I see 'em Steel! I've had nearly twice as many birthdays as you and yet, I never once volunteered for receiving a spanking. Glad to see you getting in touch with your 'submissive' side! Now - bend over! [sm=wiggleass.gif][sm=whip.gif]




SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 12:08:57 PM)

Merc,

I am so glad that you see things they way that you do, it will make it easier to get a power of attorney when I show how insane you are.

Birthday Spankings aren't about Power they are about Fun.

So does that mean when you get your Loopy Johnny Lashing from me will that make you my bottom cause you didn't submit to it? SO the reason I am a submissive is because I am negotiating it? See this whole thing was about getting Lady Pact to take a spanking from me I am essentially getting what I want I just have to negotiate to get it.

If I have to take a Spanking to get what I want I am willing to do so.

Steel




LadyPact -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 1:01:27 PM)

OK.  Here's how this works.  We'll use your girls as an example, Steel, since I'm pretty sure they are in for this.

Let's start with andi.  Since Dominants never take their own birthday spankings (in our generosity, we give them to a willing bottom) that means for your birthday, Steel, your andi gets 29 lashes.  Those are given to her by you.  Instead of her getting one to grow on, you take that one, with the same toy that was used.  I'd be giving that lash to you.

Since I'm turning 41, andi then takes that many for My birthday.  I receive the one to grow on, given by you.  (And no grudge spanking!)

It seems she's also going to be 23.  That means she takes 23 from each of us with whatever toy is picked out, and we each receive one to grow on, given by the other.

Make sense now?

(In the meantime, there are one heck of a number of spanks for the receiving bottoms.  You will be bringing pillows for them so they can sit for the next week, won't you, Dear?)






SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 1:46:38 PM)

Hmmmmmmmm..... I think I will need to get medical waivers as andi will be taking one hell of a spanking. I wonder if she will survive.

I think we need to split them between the bottoms.

I promise NO GRUDGE SPANKINGS however andi and caryn and Wyld can all attest that the spanking that you get will most likely NOT be a grudge spanking but will most certainly be a Steel Warm-Up © ™

Steel




LadyPact -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 2:41:21 PM)

Oh, I don't think we need to split them.  I'm sure they will all be quite happy taking the whole number themselves.

I don't suppose lilbit's birthday is coming, too?




Phoenixpower -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 3:02:14 PM)

gosh you are wicked [:D] Have a lovely time folks (though not that I think that you would need any prompting for that *lol*) [:)]




utahSteelsandi -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 4:43:29 PM)

**One of the problems with everyone in the house using this computer for posting I end up posting as other people**

Off to Log In as Steel

Steel




SteelofUtah -> RE: Meeting Mercnbeth and Wyldhrt (8/14/2009 4:45:36 PM)

Actually caryns (lilbits) birthday is before mine October 7th.

She will be 26

LOL

Steel




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