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Blonde Joke - 7/27/2009 5:00:55 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.   Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!   Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/27/2009 8:49:54 PM   
ianpenfold


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Status: offline 		lol.  thats quite funny. i actually laffed at this one.

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/28/2009 12:42:47 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		You know I have heard of some recent (ridculous) lawsuits lately that could turn this thread into valuable information. After all, if you can get a million from Mickey Dees for giving you hot coffee, you should be able to pull something off somewhere. Think up people, don't just sit there.

Here we all sit bitching about money when it is right there in front of us.

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/28/2009 10:28:20 AM   
LILPrincessIzzy


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Status: offline 		OMG LOL I love it...that is the only blond joke I haven't heard ever. I am a natural blond so I  have heard almost all the jokes that there is to tell. :) 

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/28/2009 11:49:07 AM   
ReverendJim


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Status: offline 		So you must know why it is so hard to make a blonde snowman then?

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/29/2009 12:45:36 PM   
LKN4SIS


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Status: offline 		Hmmmmmm....and I thought I couldn't afford them!.....excuse me ,  have to go call a contractor!

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