RE: Spare me your virgin ass

RE: Spare me your virgin ass (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress

Message

cloudboy -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 6:54:09 PM)
quote: offer me their 'virgin ass' I always include a wave fart file too, to make up for my lack of virginity. Most women find it irresistible, and I can barely sort through all the offers to my solicitation.

PeonForHer -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 7:07:00 PM)
I just clicked that link, cloudboy. It sounded like the call of a whale. If you made that noise in the sea, I'd bet you get some tasty female orcas queuing up for some quality candlelit time with you.

VampiresLair -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 7:22:39 PM)
I wonder how many of those virgin asses have been used before, and they dont think we will notice? I knew a guy a while back who swore to me he wanted me to be his first. I knew his ex, who told me he told her the same thing before they had sex the first time, and amazingly he tried it on the next girl as well. Nothing quite as appealing as a virgin with some mileage on him, eh?

WyldHrt -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 7:35:37 PM)
quote: Nothing quite as appealing as a virgin with some mileage on him, eh? Maybe he was a were-gin; someone who turns back into a virgin every full moon. [;)]

Page: << < prev 1 [2]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

4.785156E-02