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LookieNoNookie -> For those of you wondering about Seattle (105 degrees)..... (7/29/2009 3:41:23 PM)

News FLASH!!!!:::::::

Everything growing in Washington state is now brown....all water (and air conditioning units) is/are gone.

No current life reported in Puget Sound.

Everything that once was....isn't.

Is...is now not.  

(Was....most absolutely isn't).

Wasn't....can never be again....(even if it could have been).

Would have been....nyet.

I'm the last reporter leaving the area.



sirsholly -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 3:42:34 PM)

Gee....what caused it?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 3:43:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Gee....what caused it?


It's now 9,000 degrees.

(My error...it's now 11,000 degrees).




fluffypet61 -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 3:49:47 PM)

That's just a tad warmer than i prefer.

Is it El Niño?



sirsholly -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 3:58:34 PM)

quote:

It's now 9,000 degrees.

(My error...it's now 11,000 degrees).
sure hope you don't run out of deodorant...



LookieNoNookie -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 4:02:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

It's now 9,000 degrees.

(My error...it's now 11,000 degrees).
sure hope you don't run out of deodorant...


I actually had one of my production crew bring me a 55 gallon drum of Right Guard.

(If I don't respond abruptly....I'm wiping off the Right Guard).



girlygurl -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 4:08:24 PM)

Apparently all the people from Washington are flocking to Oregon. It's only 102 here.



girlygurl -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 5:00:14 PM)

It's 5:00 and now it's 105. Yippy for ac



intenze -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 6:35:03 PM)

holy cow, I guess this is why Iowa has been so cool this summer, I think we have had 3 days over 90?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 8:17:12 PM)

So THAT'S where our summer went.

Damn hippies.  [>:]



intenze -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/29/2009 9:05:37 PM)

true Lady Hibiscus.  I have a theory about this, too. I think it is because they drink so much fancy coffee out there. The excess caffeine excreted in their flatulence has cause a kind of mini-global warming.  It has long been known the combination of fancy coffee and birkenstocks will cause rising temperatures. It was on the internet, so it must be true.



Rainfire -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/30/2009 3:43:50 AM)

[sm=runaway.gif]   [sm=runaway.gif]   [sm=runaway.gif]   [sm=wtf.gif]

Jumpin' jehosophats!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say Jesus, Joseph and Mary, Mother of God!!! If it's that hot there in Seattle, what the hell is it in Idaho? We're always way hotter than Washington (or Oregon too, sorry, girly) so I can only imagine what it's like at home. I think I'll call monster #2 and confirm that everything is ok and the new AC unit is working fine. [&:]



soul2share -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/30/2009 4:15:04 AM)

Ph-leeeeeze....105???  Ya wimps...try a month of triple digits....RECORD triple digits! 

But, at least it's a DRY HEAT!  (Of course, you aren't, but hey....)



Rainfire -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/30/2009 4:23:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Ph-leeeeeze....105???  Ya wimps...try a month of triple digits....RECORD triple digits! 

But, at least it's a DRY HEAT!  (Of course, you aren't, but hey....)


[8|]  Been there, done that, don't want the damned t-shirt.... both in Madera, California and in Idaho, a few years ago. We had 33 days of triple digit heat, some days hitting as high as 118. In the shade. There's a reason I moved out of the desert, ya know! [:D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/30/2009 12:53:21 PM)

I would be happy with more than one day over 80F! 



LookieNoNookie -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle..... (7/30/2009 4:22:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I would be happy with more than one day over 80F! 


I would be happy with 4 more days of snow.



petmonkey -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle (105 degrees)..... (7/30/2009 4:31:53 PM)

[:(] i'm melting! *clutches frozen bag o peas closer then passes out from heat exhaustion*




Ambyant -> RE: For those of you wondering about Seattle (105 degrees)..... (7/30/2009 8:00:29 PM)

Hey now, today was great- it barely topped 90 here in Lacey/Olympia!
   nothing like a few fans and a spray bottle.
hmm.. that's actually lookin' like the start of a fun scene too..
~Ambrozya
Aka
Diva_Zya



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