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LotusSong -> The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care (7/30/2009 8:27:47 AM)
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While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with one of
my "red neck" friends, the other day, I think we found the solution. I am
Sure you have heard that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give
up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We
simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Lets take care
of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you
will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your
head and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses,
no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who
will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that
you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't
have to pay any income tax.
. . . and Darwin will be helped by the seniors to clean out the misfit
gene pool !
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