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Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 10:57:45 AM

wineDineNtieMe

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After reading this:

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

So old chap we stay from the WalMart sub/slaves then as they are "one size fits all"??

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

If you want Chinese and underage subs/slaves, you get them at Wal-Mart... The more rugged, outdoorsy ones are at Lands End.

(I just had a vision of old, tired subs/slaves at Sears...)

I wondered where I might be found, and this reply was already in place:

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ORIGINAL: lizi

Ok gentlemen, I just had a picture of where I might be 'purchased'. At the book store (intellectual slaves anyone!) I suppose. Or the art supply store...tools (aka slaves) to satisfy your creative desires

I thought this exchange was too perfect!
I figure with this creative group the answers will be loads of fun... Maybe I'd be purchased at a fine wine store, because I'm intoxicating, ha ha ha! (Or maybe just intoxicated...jk) I dunno, I'll try to come up with a more interesting answer. In the meantime Where did you get your sub/slave?

Play along, just for fun...

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 11:00:20 AM

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Id be found in a charity shop/ebay, second hand but still good enough to sell off at an over inflated price

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 11:22:12 AM

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Oh, I like that!!

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 11:24:44 AM

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Were there any such thing as a shop of ancient and magical curiosities that could only be found by the most perceptive and dedicated of seekers, invisible to casual passers-by, one that sold djinn bottles and dragons in gold and silver chains and black feathers from the wings of fallen angels, that would surely be the place where I once found him.

It is considered unwise for past customers to give any address to those who have not yet seen, or to speak more clearly of the mysteries that may lie in wait on those dusty shelves. Or of the proprietor, whose eyes are like twin coals of burned rubies in an impossibly beautiful face. And behind him, some say they have seen the whispering ghosts of faded wings.

But of course there is no such place, no shop of myth and magic that grants the deepest wishes of one's hidden heart. And once you have seen it, once you too have found your heart's desire there, this is what you must say. Fiat lux, amen.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 11:32:48 AM

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OMG! What a beautiful answer.

I want to change my answer to that.... that's were I'd be found.

Though I'd probably be rejected as not rare or shiny enough...

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 11:42:39 AM

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Alternatively, the bargain bin at K-Mart. That's what I'll tell him when he's being a smart-ass.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 12:11:44 PM

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I have great luck finding slaves at the local airport. Well, at least when Carol and I were long distance, every time I went to the airport, there she was.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 12:17:46 PM

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So you found Carol at the airport because she's so fly?

edited to add:
Yeah, I have a corny sense of humor, sue me!

< Message edited by wineDineNtieMe -- 7/30/2009 12:20:48 PM >

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 12:31:52 PM

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I found my male sub online playing Star Wars Galaxies, so if I had to find him in a store it would probably be a gaming store, or at some star wars/star trek convention dressed up as some slave race. He'd have a sign around his neck "Only submissive to a fiery haired Mistress who knows what it takes to control me. Anyone else will get an ass kickin."

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 12:37:00 PM

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My wonderful slave would be a dog (good features, faithful and eager personality) who lives down the road. she kept coming around and we just sorta got used to her. We play and rough-house and she's great with the kids, friendly with my wife, and we would love to keep her if we could. She receives very good care and attention, and even comes when she's called. It's a shame she can't stay, but the other family just won't let her go. So, we love her when she's around and understand when she has to leave, or hasn't been around for a while.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 12:59:59 PM

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OK, I got my answer...

I'd be found at a specialty store. You know Big and Tall, well I'd be at Cute and Corny.
Cuz I'm so cute. And I'm so corny.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 1:24:51 PM

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I stole mine from the Kennedy school at Harvard.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 1:30:22 PM

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Master found me on a mountian top.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 1:49:30 PM

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beth was delivered by UPS from here: Slaves-R-Us

Expensive, but very realistic, especially if you go for the self lubricating/cleaning 'add-on'. she travels well, is always ready for me whenever I feel like playing with her, and takes a hell of a beating. The only complaint I have with the red-headed model I picked is that you can damage it if you take it out in the sun. Other than that she's great! she's lasted over 6 years so far, looks, and functions even better today than the first day I owned her, and requires very little maintenance.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 2:00:59 PM

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If I weren't already owned, I would be purchased at a metaphysical store, because I have a magic touch. At least Sir thinks so.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 2:03:25 PM

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I regularly find them at Yard Sales.

Someone got bired with them and decided to let them collect dust and then one day put them out on a blanket on the front yard.

I find it fun to haggle for the Price. I got andi for a steal at a $1.13 and a Green Army Man, And Caryn was found and although it took awhile I purchased her for the Little Dog Piece from the Monopoly Game, a Old Empty Thread Spool and Half a Button that looked like Elvis.

I am Awsome at this game.

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 2:06:15 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

beth was delivered by UPS from here: Slaves-R-Us

Expensive, but very realistic, especially if you go for the self lubricating/cleaning 'add-on'. she travels well, is always ready for me whenever I feel like playing with her, and takes a hell of a beating. The only complaint I have with the red-headed model I picked is that you can damage it if you take it out in the sun. Other than that she's great! she's lasted over 6 years so far, looks, and functions even better today than the first day I owned her, and requires very little maintenance.

What an awesome "product review" I love it!!!!!

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If I weren't already owned, I would be purchased at a metaphysical store, because I have a magic touch. At least Sir thinks so.

Niiice!

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 2:08:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I regularly find them at Yard Sales.

Someone got bired with them and decided to let them collect dust and then one day put them out on a blanket on the front yard.

I find it fun to haggle for the Price. I got andi for a steal at a $1.13 and a Green Army Man, And Caryn was found and although it took awhile I purchased her for the Little Dog Piece from the Monopoly Game, a Old Empty Thread Spool and Half a Button that looked like Elvis.

I am Awsome at this game.

Steel

It's not nice to make people spit out their drink while reading! Hilarious!

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 2:23:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: wineDineNtieMe
It's not nice to make people spit out their drink while reading! Hilarious!

Yeah, but seriously, who among us really thought Steel was nice? *chuckles*

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RE: Where did you get your sub/slave? - 7/30/2009 2:32:26 PM

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Jims answer: SmartAsses-R-Us

i am sure he's kidding, aren't you Jim?

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