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Messin with telemarketers - 7/30/2009 2:03:59 PM

Hillwilliam

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Next time a telemarketer asks for the lady of the house just say.. she cant come to the phone right now, she is in the basement. when they ask why she cant come up say"that's where I buried her" CLICK

Or another one is to talk to them for a bit tell them out of the blue "I get to ride in a police car tomorrow.we're gonna go get some ice cream..and then im gonna show em where the body is" CLICK

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RE: Messin with telemarketers - 7/30/2009 4:35:34 PM

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what flavor ice cream ?

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RE: Messin with telemarketers - 7/30/2009 4:39:48 PM

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I always tell them that I am busy but would like if they could leave me their home number so that I can call them back around 10 at night and ask them stupid questions while they try to spend time with their family.

That or I start asking them REALLY Innappropriate questions?

Do You masturbate? Cause I do, I LOVE to touch myself. Do you Touch Yourself? I am right now? How big is/are your Dick/Tits? Can I have your e-mail address I would like to send you a picture of me playing with my cock. By The way I also like to put things in my Ass. Do you like to put things in your Ass? Would you send me a picture of your putting something up your ass.

They Usually hang up and I am somhow put on their do not call list.

Funny how that works.

The Firemen never call for donations anymore 3 years and counting since my last Call.

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RE: Messin with telemarketers - 7/30/2009 4:59:34 PM

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Nah... I got you all beat.

I used to BE a telemarketer... most of the time all I had to do was get the "phone sex" voice out and men were just putty... *wink*

I did have one co-worker...when it was super late and none of the supervisors were around... he would pretend to have a stuttering problem, it would take him 5 minutes to get through the 30 second introduction. It was so awful and so UN-PC..... but so funny!

Ahhhh, college jobs....

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