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Cows, The Constitution, 10 Commandments - 7/30/2009 5:29:53 PM

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government
could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington? And, they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It
was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is
this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall
Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work
environment.

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RE: Cows, The Constitution, 10 Commandments - 7/31/2009 5:43:08 AM

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loved the last 2 :)

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RE: Cows, The Constitution, 10 Commandments - 7/31/2009 9:33:43 AM

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RE: Cows, The Constitution, 10 Commandments - 7/31/2009 1:32:09 PM

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all very very true.. and very very sad.

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RE: Cows, The Constitution, 10 Commandments - 7/31/2009 10:09:39 PM

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