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Maxine - 7/31/2009 7:41:45 AM

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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RE: Maxine - 7/31/2009 9:30:18 AM

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this surprises no one, Pots

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RE: Maxine - 7/31/2009 11:12:07 AM

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RE: Maxine - 7/31/2009 11:35:46 AM

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I've actually done that at work!

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