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Bastard or lawyer??? - 2/20/2006 7:00:23 PM

DameDarkness

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For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his
brief vacations at this country inn. The last time there,
he'd finally managed to have an affair with the innkeeper's
virgin daughter.

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his
suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.
There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were
pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we
could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition,
we sat up all night talkin' and talkin.' We decided it would
be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

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RE: Bastard or lawyer??? - 2/21/2006 8:47:12 AM

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laughing

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RE: Bastard or lawyer??? - 2/21/2006 9:06:54 AM

Saratov

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You mean there's a difference?!?

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RE: Bastard or lawyer??? - 2/21/2006 6:36:08 PM

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I have a lawyer friend who would tell you real quick there is not a difference as far as he is concerned, chuckles.

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RE: Bastard or lawyer??? - 2/22/2006 9:03:09 AM

Saratov

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Oh, wait! I know the difference, not all bastards are lawyers.

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RE: Bastard or lawyer??? - 2/22/2006 12:17:50 PM

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I think someone should set up another one of those picture voting sites "amialawyerornot.com".

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