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beargonewild -> BACKWOODS SEX (8/1/2009 7:05:28 AM)
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A week after their marriage, the backwoods newlyweds, Ed and
Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My
thingy's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy"
really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape," she said.
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