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beargonewild -> The Fairy and the Refugee (8/1/2009 7:07:10 AM)
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A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside
the Canadian Immigration Offices in Vancouver
'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent to grant you three wishes,
since you've just arrived in Vancouver , B.C.with your wife and seven children.'
The man told the fairy 'Well, in Somalia where I come from we don't have
good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -
PING !!! He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go'.
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Point Grey with eight
bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a
three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout
patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling in ground pool and a Hummer, full of his
nephews playing their music.
'One more wish left for you' said the fairy, waving her wand.
The man said 'I want to be Canadian with Canadian clothes instead of rags,
and a baseball cap instead of this shawl and I want to have white skin like the Canadians.'
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from Value Village , a dirty T-shirt from Zellers and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon. 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold
Card?' The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are Canadian, you're entitled to f*** all!!!!'
And she disappeared!
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