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Why ladies should avoid a "girls night out" a... - 8/3/2009 12:52:35 PM

mydestiny2043

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'. . . I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
=MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least.. Whew, I got away
with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he
said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
* *.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another
three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted!

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RE: Why ladies should avoid a "girls night out&quo... - 8/3/2009 2:02:37 PM

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Oops.

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RE: Why ladies should avoid a "girls night out&quo... - 8/3/2009 10:41:15 PM

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I just read it to MP. He damn near choked on a bagel.

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RE: Why ladies should avoid a "girls night out&quo... - 8/3/2009 10:42:37 PM

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OK.... I am actually tearing up this is so funny I am glad that the bagel was almost finished when LadyP read it to Me.

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RE: Why ladies should avoid a "girls night out&quo... - 8/3/2009 10:43:46 PM

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LOL That was a good one

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RE: Why ladies should avoid a "girls night out&quo... - 8/3/2009 10:44:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61

OK.... I am actually tearing up this is so funny I am glad that the bagel was almost finished when LadyP read it to Me.

Thank you for that mental image, 2 things to laugh at in one post

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