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sunshinemiss -> Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 4:45:23 AM)
Well to add to the random stupidity here (because there just isn't nearly enough)... Let's start a scout club...The... Kneelin' Scouts... ohhh yes, boys and girls, let's start our very own troop! Well we'll need a den mother or some such thing I spose... and arts and crafts projects that we make in order to get patches... or community service or something...Patches are necessary. What patches do we need? AND How do you get them? I mean there have to be standards! tell us something to make / do and what the patch is. This should be fun! ********************************* My patch is: Easy Slutty Bling Find a cute small shirt with a glittery, sparkly neckline. Cut off said neckline of "small" shirt. Measure ankle or wrist size. Take peel and stick velcro and cut it based on ankle / wrist size. Peel velcro and stick it like this: Put the soft side facing your skin (trust me on this) and on the BACK of the blingy part. The prickly side goes on TOP of the blingy part. Iron with a cool iron so you don't mess up the bling but so the velcro sticks better. Goes well with nakedness. Voila! easy peasy mac and cheesy. Who has the next patch?

sirsholly -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 4:46:53 AM)
quote: I mean there have to be standards! oh way to go Sunny...you just excluded most of us [:)]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 4:47:29 AM)
Never said they had to be high standards miss smarty slut

sirsholly -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 4:59:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Never said they had to be high standards miss smarty slut oh...cool. Then i qualify [:)]

MsMillgrove -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 5:03:51 AM)
Ms Millgrove awaits info on the uniforms. Her suggestions include: no panties. Highly polished patent leather shoes (for the obvious reason).. and skirt length to be proportional to butt cheeks. Only a peek at the charming cheek should be visible in the "bend-over" position. Macho types--male or female-- should be in kilts, subject to the same general rules. Also, Ms Millgrove has a ruler. She'd be delighted to inspect the troops, administering a resounding thwack of the ruler to any butt cheek she finds particularly attractive. Carry on! MsM

fadedshadow -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 5:27:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsMillgrove Ms Millgrove awaits info on the uniforms. Her suggestions include: no panties. Highly polished patent leather shoes (for the obvious reason).. and skirt length to be proportional to butt cheeks. Only a peek at the charming cheek should be visible in the "bend-over" position. Macho types--male or female-- should be in kilts, subject to the same general rules. Also, Ms Millgrove has a ruler. She'd be delighted to inspect the troops, administering a resounding thwack of the ruler to any butt cheek she finds particularly attractive. Carry on! MsM your suggestions make me want to join =D

sunshinemiss -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 5:29:51 AM)
So would that mean we need to MAKE the uniforms? How do we do that? Is there some way to be frugal and thrifty and get them at second hand shops? What's the patch?!

Rainfire -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 5:35:43 AM)
There should be a "holly-kneels" patch for those who are, ummmm, on the less graceful side and tend to fall or trip their way into kneeling. It could be a light purple triangle with dark purple edging and this inside: [sm=gaah.gif]

fadedshadow -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 5:39:07 AM)
i'd definitely get that patch =P

sirsholly -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 6:10:08 AM)
Lets not forget the SMART-ASS patch (we can order them in bulk...save a few bucks) [sm=tongue.gif]

DesFIP -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 8:05:18 AM)
Seems we need to have two troops, sub and dom. Doms need knot tying badges, we'll have a joint meeting so they have people to tie. I volunteered first!

fadedshadow -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 8:06:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Lets not forget the SMART-ASS patch (we can order them in bulk...save a few bucks) [sm=tongue.gif] that's another one i'll easily earn

Rainfire -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 8:24:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Seems we need to have two troops, sub and dom. Doms need knot tying badges, we'll have a joint meeting so they have people to tie. I volunteered first! [sm=wave.gif] I'll volunteer holly, she likes that kind of stuff!

PeterJay -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 8:27:07 AM)
http://www.scouting.org/scoutsource/BoyScouts/AdvancementandAwards/MeritBadges.aspx Here is a list of the merit badges available from the boy scouts. I can tell you right now, I will not be going for the "water sports" badge.

Kalista07 -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 9:17:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Find a cute small shirt with a glittery, sparkly neckline. Cut off said neckline of "small" shirt. Measure ankle or wrist size. Take peel and stick velcro and cut it based on ankle / wrist size. Peel velcro and stick it like this: Put the soft side facing your skin (trust me on this) and on the BACK of the blingy part. The prickly side goes on TOP of the blingy part. Iron with a cool iron so you don't mess up the bling but so the velcro sticks better. Goes well with nakedness. Voila! easy peasy mac and cheesy. Who has the next patch? sigh i'm obviously too uhm.... craftily challenged to be a member of this club... Sunny...You lost me at cut.... Kali Who's home ec. teacher in jr. high finally accepted that i could not sew a straight line and allowed the 'good' students to finish my projects.

Rainfire -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 9:39:30 AM)
[:D] COOL!!!! That was you I got to help, Kali?!? SWEET!!!!

stella41b -> RE: Kneelin' Scouts (8/4/2009 10:36:34 AM)
I tried fly fishing a couple of times.. stood under this light bulb with a net. Never did catch any flies.

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