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How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/4/2009 8:28:54 PM

NewMaster79

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So, after a good night of drinking, I was accompanied home by a young lady I know. We started doing some of the things a man and woman might do after a night at the bar. She asked me to talk dirty to her, and, naturally, I obliged. When I started talking, she didn't seem as "in to it" as when we had started. After about 30 seconds she stopped and shouted, "Holy shit! Not that dirty!" I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. The funny thing was, I had been holding back. That's when the light came on, and I realized I should probably start looking for a different kind of girl... at least one that's not Baptist! Hahaha!

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/4/2009 8:31:26 PM

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By the way, I'm studying for an anatomy final right now. You don't even want to know what kind of filthy mnemonic devices I've come up with. Hehehe!

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/5/2009 8:03:34 AM

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The old cranial nerve one? OOOTTAFAGVAH

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/5/2009 1:34:39 PM

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oh now you have me interested

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/5/2009 1:46:31 PM

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You know how I knew vanilla was no longer for me.......

More often then not women would date me once have sex with me and never call me again..... but one of thier firends would and we would have one date and then I would never hear from them again .... but one of thier friends would call.

I think I slept with like 7 women who were firends of the one who I had slept with before and each time the wanted to be tied up and spanked and have naught things done to them and then never called again.

Highschool was Awsome in Hindsight ..... still couldn't pay me to go back.

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/5/2009 4:33:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: NightTigress

oh now you have me interested

Here are a couple: Freddy Pounds Claire's Pink Cunt (That's for the 5 types of muscles)
The Milk Maid Prefers Lactation Pumps (The muscles associated with biting and chewing)
& my favorite... Ozzy Osbourne Licks People's Scrotums, Cock Sucker! (The muscles of the outer eye)
Once I got down to the pelvic region, they just got gross. Oh, did you know there's such a thing as an anal triangle? I wish I didn't!

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/5/2009 4:36:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: VeryNastyDom

The old cranial nerve one? OOOTTAFAGVAH

No, the neurologist I was shadowing a few months ago told me about it, but we only had to know 4 of them for the test. How does it go again?

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/6/2009 5:33:46 AM

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OOOTTAFAGVAH (olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trochlear, trigeminal, abducencs, facial, auditory, glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory, hypoglossal)

Best memorized as "Oh, oh, oh - to touch and feel a girl's vagina. Ah, heaven."

They just aren't educating our youth properly any more!

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RE: How I Knew Vanilla Was No Longer For Me... - 8/6/2009 11:09:39 AM

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it is times like this I am reminded of why I love Bio

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