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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 10:38:28 AM

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I did not hit him, but I definitely dodged most of it.

I would have kicked him in the nuts, eighty-one or not eighty-one. Mummy's lay is off limits.

He wouldn't even feel it, because of the rubbered structure. I guess this explains why 80-90 yeared old men dare to do such things.

In-topic, except for the molestations I had in my childhood, some disturbing things I remember:

*There was a very old, skinny (almost like a skeleton) villager woman who lived in the village that my father was born. She had an interest of kissing little children and she seemed to find me very cute. She was having bath very rarely, which makes her stink. It was like being kissed by a rotting corpse. I wouldn't call this as a molestation, though.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 11:09:15 AM

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I once tripped and landed on a dead armadillo here in Texas. A semi-freshly runover armadillo.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 11:26:04 AM

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i dunno....at 81, it's likely signs of the onset of some form of dementia. Doesn't make it any more pleasant, i'm sure. But more understandable.

That's why I'm looking to forward to 81.

I can lick hot, young chicks and then claim dementia.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 11:26:18 AM

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the fact that you're not in a straight jacket today speaks volumes......

eta....and SoulPiercer, whaddayathink roleplay's for....get a cane, a cardigan, some old, stuck together hard ribbon candies, and a copy of AARP... meet me round back Poppa

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 11:35:50 AM

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Steel: I got SnowBalled. For those of you who do not know this is when you have ejaculated into a girls mouth and instead of swallowing or spitting it out she kisses you and gives it back to you. This may seem mild to some people but when you are not expecting it and you have never done it before it started the immediate gag and regurguitate reflex and to make a long story short I ralphed all over her while she was kissing me which started her gag and regurgutate reflex and she ralphed back on me. We didn't date much longer after that.

I usually just read and don't comment but I feel obligated to say thank you here because this struck me soooo funny and I am still giggling.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 1:47:55 PM

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I once watched a video where two girls popped a huge zit on their guy friend's back.....

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 1:48:45 PM

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It was a Cyst. And yes it was Nasty.

Glad I could make someone giggle.

I aim to please.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 1:50:24 PM

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TECHNICALLY, it was a boil, or back in the day, they called it a carbuncle.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 2:13:34 PM

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By the way, I've forgotten to ask: What part of 2G1C wasn't real? It was just like a girl is excreting inside a cup, was it actually something like an ice-cream machine?

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 2:24:15 PM

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I live here in Florida and not too long ago In the villages google the villages florida you will see it is full of old retired people many many more women then men. Anyway bought this old lady a drink just to talk and pass sometime expected nothing and an hour in she said I haven't been fucked in 10 years since my husband died want to fuck me tonight??? She was 79, well I'm not super hung but 6 plus inches I put a bag on and tried to get it in but she was so so tight I could see even with lube it was hurting her... She stopped me ripped off the condom and said I got you hard so I will make you soft she starting licking my asshole and sucking my cock like no one my age ever thought of doing.... I continued to let her suck my cock and eat my ass every 4 or 5 days for almost 2 years it was awesome. Unfortunatly she passed and left me a 10 year prepaid subscription to Penhouse.... What a women don't count out the old people. OH and PS she loved CUM would beg for it and take me to dinner and then tell me she wanted her special desert.... what I would give for another older lady to worship my cock and eat my ass on command....

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 2:28:40 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9AX9DDPwLo

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 2:32:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: SirLost

By the way, I've forgotten to ask: What part of 2G1C wasn't real? It was just like a girl is excreting inside a cup, was it actually something like an ice-cream machine?

Most People assume it was actual Fecal Matter when it reality it was just made to look like Poop.

The girls are not actually eating Poop, they are eating what I have been told was Instant Mashed Potatoes, Food Coloring and Corn Starch and possibly Chocolate Syrup or Karo Syrup with Brown Food Coloring aditive.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 3:55:58 PM

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why did I read all of this? why, why, why?

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 4:00:05 PM

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 4:37:13 PM

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why did I read all of this? why, why, why?

Same reason I did. Train wreck. Sometimes, no matter how bad something is, you just can't turn away. >.<

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 4:43:42 PM

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Didn't exactly happen to me, but I once saw a dog lapping up a pool of vomit on the pavement outside a pub.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 4:50:25 PM

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I am just cracking up laughing over here.

Worst thing that ever happened to me: Got into a fistfight, so I gave the idiot a specific move designed to put a guy bigger than me down, has since been banned in all fighting tournies but bloodsports.

The maneuver is a straight arm thrust with both hands into the gut. It's supposed to knock the wind out of them, simulate a TKO. This guy was taller than me by about a foot and a half, so I hit him dead center of the stomach.

He threw up. I was in the way. Soooo not impressed.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 5:59:42 PM

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What is the grossest thing you have happened to you? Sunday, my mom's boyfriend fixed a mouse trap for me ( I can fix them but rather not). He decided to bring the to my house. He fixed the trap, and got me to show him the house. Next the I know, He is trying to french kiss me. I did not hit him, but I definitely dodged most of it. Yuck, gross and don't care if I kiss anyone again.

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Your parents mate coming on to you....gross as it gets.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/6/2009 6:54:04 PM

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why did I read all of this? why, why, why?

Same reason I did. Train wreck. Sometimes, no matter how bad something is, you just can't turn away. >.<

I lost count of my

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/6/2009 9:29:04 PM

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A very large swollen dead cow and a number of kids with sticks....

poke the dead cow....

bang....

Major ewww factor.

One of many horror stories from the land, but heck I want to be back on the land.

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