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MissJanice2 -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/7/2009 6:03:33 AM)
*These are great answers. I have enjoyed them a lot. Keep them coming.* Best Wishes, Mistress_Jan

LaTigresse -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/7/2009 6:37:19 AM)
I've always lived near, or in, rural areas. I am 47 and have raised children. I have three younger brothers, one son, 2 grandsons, 6 nephews. I work with men. I used to work in a nightclub and once an all night truck stop that was THEE place to go after the bars closed. Years ago, I dated a woman that became a stripper, then a porn actor, then a prostitute. I dated a model obsessed with being thin. I've visited my daughter at work in a memory care unit and an adult care centre for mentally challenged. I have always had dogs and cats. My mother has always been one of the town sluts and my father one of the town drunks. In my world, there is no "grossest thing". Just a long string of many.

Sanguinarian -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/7/2009 5:02:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: estah A very large swollen dead cow and a number of kids with sticks.... poke the dead cow.... bang.... Major ewww factor. One of many horror stories from the land, but heck I want to be back on the land. Oh yummeh. The maggot rain.

VanIsleKnight -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/8/2009 3:46:14 AM)
Wait, cows -explode-? Eew. Hmm, grossest thing that has ever happened to me. I would have to say it was the time that I found a long forgotten -thing- in the garbage that must have had meat or something similar attached to it. During the summer, hot out, so we kept the windows and balcony door open. It's Victoria so none of the property managers seem to appreciate the value of a screen door. As you can guess, I noticed a horrible smell, tracked it to the garbage, and found a fair amount of maggots. We scrubbed the entire kitchen that day.

n0c0sm0s -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/8/2009 4:04:46 AM)
The nastiest thing I've ever seen is the video 'Mr. Hands'. A guy and his pals taking it up the ass by a stallion. The horse put it all up in him, I couldn't believe it. Eventually this kind of activity killed the guy.

lioncub -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/8/2009 10:03:40 AM)
I guess this isn't nasty to some, but I did NOT see it coming. My boyfriend and I are sitting on the couch, and he tells me to close my eyes and open my mouth. This does not surprise me, as he does this a lot and usually puts a grape or a piece of popcorn or something in my mouth. I do what he asks. He then spits a huge chocolate wad of mucus into my mouth. I gag and then vomit on myself. I still give him flack for it. Jokingly, of course. I forgive him!

Sanguinarian -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/8/2009 9:08:21 PM)
Yep VanIsleKnight, they do. You see, decomposing bodies of any species, left in the sun ( Summer time is great for this >.> )will expand with the gases from that decomposition. Eventually the critter will explode by itself, when the skin splits ( Think hot dog left too long in the microwave, just for the visual) and BANG. My dad says it sounds like a muzzleloading rifle going off. Which is pretty accurate.

Arpig -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/8/2009 9:55:59 PM)
The cow licking stories reminded me of this. I used to work on my cousin's farm during the summers when I was younger. One summer my job was to wean a calf. This is done by taking a bucket of fresh warm milk sticking your fingers in the calf`s mouth and leading him to the milk, and then lead him to the milk,and then let him drink the milk by suckling on your fingers.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/8/2009 10:25:43 PM)
How Long was it before you were fired for sticking your dick in the milk and going Moooooooooo? Steel

VirginPotty -> RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man (8/11/2009 11:21:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig The cow licking stories reminded me of this. I used to work on my cousin's farm during the summers when I was younger. One summer my job was to wean a calf. This is done by taking a bucket of fresh warm milk sticking your fingers in the calf`s mouth and leading him to the milk, and then lead him to the milk,and then let him drink the milk by suckling on your fingers. Awwww, I did that when I was in WY in July. Very cute little calf....brown w/white face. Very slobbery & slimy! He lost his mama during the calving and while we were looking for cattle in the mountains, we saw her decomposed body (4 months after the fact). I cried[&o]

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