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rikigrl -> slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 6:16:18 PM)
[color=#ff00ff size=2] By now we should all be aware of Bill Clinton's trip to North Korea so no hotlink will be included. [color=#ff00ff size=2] Slick Willy is being made out to be a hero, but the real dirt is this; he actually went to North Korea to get a copy of Kim Jong Ill's long form birth certificate. It seems that some North Koreans have the notion that Mr. Kim was born in Paducah, Ky. to a Filipino gardener and a Maori mail order bride. When confronted by Mr. Clinton Kim Jong Ill stammered and went with his best pitch, knowing of Slick Willy's penchant for the fairer sex Mr. Kim offered two of his concubines in exchange for Mr. Clinton's cessation of questioning. Hillary (the btch) put on her game face and smiled for the cameras but we all know that those concubines will be toast once he gets them home. So, despite being the last president (and a tax and spend Democrat at that) to leave with a budget surplus http://clinton4.nara.gov/WH/Work/Wed_Sep_27_133729_2000.html [color=#ff00ff size=2]we can only hope that a conservative crucifixion will be anon to put Slick Willy in his place.* [color=#ff00ff size=2] I'm sorry folks, but sometimes a poke in the eye of conservatives everywhere with a sarcastic stick cannot be resisted, please forgive. [color=#ff00ff size=2]

servantforuse -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 7:39:47 PM)
I was wondering if Bill put 'the move' on one or both of those women on the way home. It is a very long flight. I also wonder when was the last time he actually slept with his wife ?

CatdeMedici -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:06:29 PM)
I highly doubt that the families of those young women give a damn about anything more than the fact that their daughters are home and IMHO neither should anyone else--its a well known fact that Kim Jong has wanted Clinton to come to Korea ever since he was president--he did what he did to save the hostages and to quiet potential storm.

CatdeMedici -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:07:33 PM)
quote: I also wonder when was the last time he actually slept with his wife ? What do you care?

rulemylife -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:08:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: servantforuse I also wonder when was the last time he actually slept with his wife ? Funny, I thought politicians families were off-limits. I'm trying to remember who said this: "Sarah Palin is a big problem for the democrats. Why all of the attention and family matters being brought up.." Any idea?

servantforuse -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:13:21 PM)
Their minor children are off limits. Not wife who is now a member of the Obama administration.

rulemylife -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:23:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: servantforuse Their minor children are off limits. Not wife who is now a member of the Obama administration. That's not what your own words I quoted above say.

slaveluci -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:43:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici I highly doubt that the families of those young women give a damn about anything more than the fact that their daughters are home and IMHO neither should anyone else--its a well known fact that Kim Jong has wanted Clinton to come to Korea ever since he was president--he did what he did to save the hostages and to quiet potential storm. [sm=goodpost.gif] My sentiments exactly. luci

tazzygirl -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 8:48:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici I highly doubt that the families of those young women give a damn about anything more than the fact that their daughters are home and IMHO neither should anyone else--its a well known fact that Kim Jong has wanted Clinton to come to Korea ever since he was president--he did what he did to save the hostages and to quiet potential storm. Exactly Cat! those women didnt care if it was Clinton, if it had been Bush, Rush or the Tooth Fairy. They got to come home. and, honestly, thats all that matters about this story. they why, the how, just dont matter to them OR their families.

DarkSteven -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 9:08:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici I highly doubt that the families of those young women give a damn about anything more than the fact that their daughters are home and IMHO neither should anyone else--its a well known fact that Kim Jong has wanted Clinton to come to Korea ever since he was president--he did what he did to save the hostages and to quiet potential storm. Add to this the fact that North Korea is now more prepared to sit down and talk rather than build up its nuclear arsenal than it has been in, oh, about eight years. Obama's fumbled on the domestic issues but he's deftly handled the NK mess, the Somalian pirates, and the Iranian journalist situation in the six months he's held office.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 9:15:46 PM)
Slick Willies at it again? I say Bravo for him!

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 9:34:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici I highly doubt that the families of those young women give a damn about anything more than the fact that their daughters are home and IMHO neither should anyone else--its a well known fact that Kim Jong has wanted Clinton to come to Korea ever since he was president--he did what he did to save the hostages and to quiet potential storm. Exactly Cat! those women didnt care if it was Clinton, if it had been Bush, Rush or the Tooth Fairy. Oh, I don't know. C'mon, admit it - everyone would be a lot more excited if it had been the Tooth Fairy. How fucking cool would that have been?

girlygurl -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 9:40:07 PM)
Why do people continue to focus on the negative of what he did verses the positive? Who gives a shit if he did have sexual relations with the woman? Yes, his wife and daughter would care... but if the man can keep his pecker in his pants long enough to run our country why the hell do you people continue to focus on petty crap. Oh I know, cause he's a democrat. [:)]

tazzygirl -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 9:40:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici I highly doubt that the families of those young women give a damn about anything more than the fact that their daughters are home and IMHO neither should anyone else--its a well known fact that Kim Jong has wanted Clinton to come to Korea ever since he was president--he did what he did to save the hostages and to quiet potential storm. Exactly Cat! those women didnt care if it was Clinton, if it had been Bush, Rush or the Tooth Fairy. Oh, I don't know. C'mon, admit it - everyone would be a lot more excited if it had been the Tooth Fairy. How fucking cool would that have been? True true... the only thing cooler than the tooth fairy would have been... Santa Clause... but he is out of season right now

tazzygirl -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 9:42:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl Why do people continue to focus on the negative of what he did verses the positive? Who gives a shit if he did have sexual relations with the woman? Yes, his wife and daughter would care... but if the man can keep his pecker in his pants long enough to run our country why the hell do you people continue to focus on petty crap. Oh I know, cause he's a democrat. [:)] So many presidents had... women ... whom they had... relations with in the white house. It wasnt anything new.. except the woman had cum stains on her dress... ugh... talk about nasty! Despite that, i always thought... good that the finger on the button to all those nukes was attached to a body that was sexually relaxed!

GreedyTop -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 10:02:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rikigrl By now we should all be aware of Bill Clinton's trip to North Korea so no hotlink will be included. Slick Willy is being made out to be a hero, but the real dirt is this; he actually went to North Korea to get a copy of Kim Jong Ill's long form birth certificate. It seems that some North Koreans have the notion that Mr. Kim was born in Paducah, Ky. to a Filipino gardener and a Maori mail order bride. When confronted by Mr. Clinton Kim Jong Ill stammered and went with his best pitch, knowing of Slick Willy's penchant for the fairer sex Mr. Kim offered two of his concubines in exchange for Mr. Clinton's cessation of questioning. Hillary (the btch) put on her game face and smiled for the cameras but we all know that those concubines will be toast once he gets them home. So, despite being the last president (and a tax and spend Democrat at that) to leave with a budget surplus we can only hope that a conservative crucifixion will be anon to put Slick Willy in his place. I'm sorry folks, but sometimes a poke in the eye of conservatives everywhere with a sarcastic stick cannot be resisted, please forgive. edited for formatting... and.. snicker*

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/5/2009 10:41:34 PM)
Whew!!! Thank you for making that readable, Greedy. And snickersnort!!!!!

tammystarm -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/6/2009 6:58:15 AM)
Darling if i was those girls, and MR Bill came to get me...id be playing the part of monica right now..... Thank You Mr former President! but im a slut edited to add You guys are right, who gives a damn who came and got the girls, what matters is that they are home safe.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/6/2009 7:14:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl Why do people continue to focus on the negative of what he did verses the positive? Who gives a shit if he did have sexual relations with the woman? Yes, his wife and daughter would care... but if the man can keep his pecker in his pants long enough to run our country why the hell do you people continue to focus on petty crap. Oh I know, cause he's a democrat. [:)] I adore that smart jewish girl. I'd blow Bill for a six million dollar book deal! Hell, Id blow him for much less. [:D]

rikigrl -> RE: slick willy is at it again (8/6/2009 7:21:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rikigrl By now we should all be aware of Bill Clinton's trip to North Korea so no hotlink will be included. Slick Willy is being made out to be a hero, but the real dirt is this; he actually went to North Korea to get a copy of Kim Jong Ill's long form birth certificate. It seems that some North Koreans have the notion that Mr. Kim was born in Paducah, Ky. to a Filipino gardener and a Maori mail order bride. When confronted by Mr. Clinton Kim Jong Ill stammered and went with his best pitch, knowing of Slick Willy's penchant for the fairer sex Mr. Kim offered two of his concubines in exchange for Mr. Clinton's cessation of questioning. Hillary (the b*tch) put on her game face and smiled for the cameras but we all know that those concubines will be toast once he gets them home. So, despite being the last president (and a tax and spend Democrat at that) to leave with a budget surplus we can only hope that a conservative crucifixion will be anon to put Slick Willy in his place. I'm sorry folks, but sometimes a poke in the eye of conservatives everywhere with a sarcastic stick cannot be resisted, please forgive. edited for formatting... thanks greedy, guess i should stick to drab ol' black text

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