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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/9/2009 5:33:31 AM

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When I was 17 and a senior in high school, I was experimenting with different hair colors. One day it was blonde, and I decided I wanted it to be ash brown. When I applied the new color over the old, my hair turned green!

I made an appointment at a hairdressers the next afternoon to have the color fixed, but for one day I had to go to school with green hair. I found a scarf and put it over my hair, but a few strands slipped out and I was just mortified.

Gosh now if you have green hair at school the kids go...WOW sweet color!

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/9/2009 6:21:53 AM

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i needed a few crushed nuts to add to a recipe. Instead of hauling out the food processor i put 'em into a baggie and hit it with a wooden mallet while on the kitchen counter.

When i thought i was done i picked up the baggie and noticed a few nuts that were still whole. So i hit them again with the mallet. Sadly...i was still holding the baggie.

Yes...it hurt. A lot.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/9/2009 3:10:15 PM

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i needed a few crushed nuts to add to a recipe. Instead of hauling out the food processor i put 'em into a baggie and hit it with a wooden mallet while on the kitchen counter.

When i thought i was done i picked up the baggie and noticed a few nuts that were still whole. So i hit them again with the mallet. Sadly...i was still holding the baggie.

Yes...it hurt. A lot.

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OUCH

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/9/2009 6:01:03 PM

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Picture this:

One bagel, un-sliced.
One serrated edge knife.
Me.

Slicing the bagel, I thought, yanno, I really should move my ...

OW!! FUCK ME!!! SONUVABITCH!!!!!!!!!! as the knife dug into my thumb.

I discovered that running water onto/into and open wound HURTS LIKE HELL.

Fortunately, I had a Dr appt. later. So I wrapped my thumb in half a roll of paper towel, elctric tape and duct tape, and kept my hand elevated until I went to the Dr.

4 stitches.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/9/2009 8:13:20 PM

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Once whilst staying at a hotel I decided to have a bath. I run the bath, have everything prepared, except for the bath mat (you know, the ones with the suction caps on the underside) and thinking I didn't need it hopped in the bath....

...lost my balance, slipped, flooded the bathroom, and.. got my big toe stuck in the hot water tap. It was jammed so tight I couldn't get it out. Couldn't get to a towel. Spent ages calling help forgetting that I had locked the door.

Eventually someone came, the receptionist, who got the manager to bust the door down, who tried to prise my big toe out of the tap, without success. Called for the chef who came with fat and still couldn't get my toe out of the tap.

This is in Poland by the way.

The manager calls an ambulance, the ambulance crew come, decide not to try pulling my toe out of the tap, but are unable to find anything to help release my toe in their kit. The fire brigade is then called, who cut the bath out of the bathroom and I am covered by a towel and carried downstairs by the firemen and hotel staff to the ambulance.

The bath wouldn't fit in the ambulance. However they managed to flag down a passing farmer on a tractor with a trailer and I was loaded in the bath onto the trailer and driven to the local hospital with the ambulance following. The hospital was about ten miles away, it was during the day and plenty of passers by.

We get to the hospital car park and the staff don't want to admit me in the bath to the emergency department so they get a plumber to cut the tap out of the bath. They're about to ask me to get out of the bath and walk to the department when they realize that I don't have any clothes and just have a towel. I didn't think about this either.

The hospital staff go back inside the building and return with a pair of pyjamas. I put the pyjamas on and limp with tap attached into the emergency department. A nurse removes the tap by spraying some freezing spray on my toe and pulling it out. I have an X-ray. I have a broken toe which they bandage up.

They ask me for my documents and proof of medical insurance which I didn't have. They then demand payment. I don't have any money. I explain that I am British. They call the police.

The police arrive, ask me why I haven't any documents or money to pay, I then explain what had happened, where I was staying, and that I forgot my clothing and documents in the hotel. I'm then bundled into the police car which then drives off blue lights flashing and siren blaring. I spend around ten minutes wondering whether I have been arrested or not.

But the police just took me back to the hotel.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/9/2009 11:48:08 PM

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Stella wins, no contest.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 4:43:49 AM

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Stella wins, no contest.

Yea, no doubt about that

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 5:08:30 AM

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I came out of the docs office the other day and opened the car door to get in making a smoochy face at my hubby who had come to pick me up....only to find myself nose to lips of a huge black guy, he looked somewhat surprised (hah to say the least). Im saying, "you arent my hubby" and giggled like a freak.He said "er no maam Im not" and started laughing, I hear a loud honk, so I look out and bang my head on the door roof edgy thing and see my old man draped over the steering wheel honking with laughter, I apaologised or being a daft tart and tried to leave with some dignity....he kindly waved but he was still laughing.
My husband was crying with laughter, I got some strange looks from passers by too, so I did what I could do best crawled into the seat with my head down..... it turns out the car is identical to ours, so Im not completely bonkers.
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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 5:23:17 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i needed a few crushed nuts to add to a recipe. Instead of hauling out the food processor i put 'em into a baggie and hit it with a wooden mallet while on the kitchen counter.

When i thought i was done i picked up the baggie and noticed a few nuts that were still whole. So i hit them again with the mallet. Sadly...i was still holding the baggie.

Yes...it hurt. A lot.

Orders a Slap Chop for Holly.

You're gonna love my nuts.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 5:38:09 AM

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Well let's see....There was the time when i was living in a house. i had locked the glass door in the front because the cat who was co-habituating with me at the time kept opening the door and letting himself out..i didn't have a key to that door. Somehow when i left for work that morning i must've locked the handle to the back door...Which was the one key to the house that i somehow didn't have...... So, i called my mom who once again suggested that i call a locksmith...Since i didn't have $10 i was pretty sure i couldn't afford $75 for a locksmith...She told me just to "punch a hole" in the glass to put my hand through and unlock the door handle. So, i did that.. She called me back a few minutes later to make sure i got in and i was complaining about blood getting on my ice. She started freaking out and asked what the hell was bleeding..... i explained to her i did exactly what she said..i punched a hole in the window with my fist and put my arn through the window...i think she couldn't breathe for a few minutes. Finally she said, "Did it not occur to you to use one of the hundred of things in your garage to put a whole in the window." uhm...no...not so much..
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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 5:41:12 AM

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"Did it not occur to you

you know....when some starts with "Did it not occur to you..." you are about to feel like a bloomin' idiot.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 6:02:58 AM

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"Did it not occur to you
you know....when some starts with "Did it not occur to you..." you are about to feel like a bloomin' idiot.

Makes my response want to start with " You know what......." and nothing good can ever come from that......

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 6:49:01 AM

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1) When I was in WY earlier this month, the Rancher's grandsons went into the fields to herd the horses in so we could saddle them up. I was in complete awe at the beauty of these magnificent beasts (about 20 of them) running in from the fields, I took my camera to take their pics and as I stood there taking pic after pic, I noticed that they were about 10 feet from where I was standing w/a clear path heading straight toward me. I ran to the side of the house and someone hollered, "stand flat against the house"! So I did & these magnificent beasts ran right by me up to the front lawn! lol

2) Several days later while in the mountains riding one of these magnificent beast, we were heading back and there were several low branches that I managed to break instead of riding around until 1............it was too thick to break easily and my horse kept going, ignoring my pleas to stop so I got tangled up in the branch, losing my hat & sunglasses. Thankfully the hat was looped thru my ponytail & didn't fall on the ground & my sunglasses just fell to my chin, but that damn branch scratched my throat so hard I thought for sure I was going to either fall off the horse or be decapitated! How I managed to stay on the horse is truly one of the 7-Wonders of the World.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 12:27:05 PM

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How I managed to stay on the horse is truly one of the 7-Wonders of the World.

maybe cause you are one with the rump?

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 12:42:24 PM

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NOW she shows up.

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maybe cause you are one with the rump?

Yes I am............that's why you & I get along!

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 1:21:44 PM

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Once, I made my daughter late for school by almost an hour because I had umm, misplaced my keys. After running through the house and all it's rooms, she very nicely infomed me that they were in the ignition in the car.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 4:06:17 PM

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4:00 AM. I take a shower. Dry off. Brush my teeth. Shave. Pick up the can of Right Guard and promptly spray Gillete Foamy shaving cream in my left pit.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 7:19:24 PM

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hehehehso did you shave your pit?
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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 7:23:26 PM

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The thought crossed my mind, after I figured out why my deodorant felt so creamy and squishie when I put my arm down.

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RE: What heve you done to yourself that makes you laugh? - 8/10/2009 7:34:42 PM

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I take a shower.

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Dry off

Slow down,SP!!! i'm still doing my mental picture of this part

Ok.....was there any sort of oil, containing product applied after the drying off bit???

Research, Ya know....

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