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BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:23:46 PM   
Racquelle


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Status: offline 		When we enlisted as Doms we were given this handbook of rules and regs.  I am blowing the lid off and encouraging other Doms to join in.


Section 79.7 XT25 Subsect C

Femdoms never suck cock.

Who's next?


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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:26:08 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Racquelle

Femdoms never suck cock.



We don't..? Damn, I must not be twue, then..

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:32:02 PM   
leadership527


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Status: offline 		Didn't the damned thing mention that I wasn't suppose to kneel to my girl? I'm guessing bringing her coffee in bed every morning is right out also.

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:32:31 PM   
Racquelle


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Status: offline 		Obviously you never made it past Section 78.

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:33:28 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I think there are at least two males out there who would be seriously disappointed if the OP was correct.

Just sayin. 




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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:34:50 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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Status: offline 		(I think there would be a CRAPload more than just two disappointed males, LP. I'm fairly certain of this, actually..)
Oh noes. How about backrubs? and cooking? and *gasp* missionary and doggie-styles..?

< Message edited by GoddessImaginos -- 8/10/2009 7:37:47 PM >

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:37:55 PM   
leadership527


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos
Oh noes. How about backrubs? and cooking? and *gasp* missionary and doggie-styles..?

Good Lord! I'm quickly getting really thankful that I'm not a fem dom. What exactly ARE you ladies allowed to do? I thought it was bad for us male doms.


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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 7:52:05 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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quote:

ORIGINAL: leadership527

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos
Oh noes. How about backrubs? and cooking? and *gasp* missionary and doggie-styles..?

Good Lord! I'm quickly getting really thankful that I'm not a fem dom. What exactly ARE you ladies allowed to do? I thought it was bad for us male doms.



LMAO. Silly Man, We're "allowed" to do whatever the bloody hell We want, within the scope of Our own wills, designs, and personal preferences - and with the best of Us, the scope of humanity.
(oh wait, ~*transparency alert!~ sorry, that blows the joke all to hell and gone, hmm, can't have that..)
I suppose You think You Male-types aren't theoretically allowed to give backrubs either, or let the girls off their leashes for more than one unsupervised hour at a time, or let them off duty when they're, You know, having that visit from Aunt Flo, and stuff like that, right?  ..

< Message edited by GoddessImaginos -- 8/10/2009 7:56:39 PM >

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 8:39:28 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Secshun 53:  I kin spel any way I dam plez.

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/10/2009 8:49:19 PM   
leadership527


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Status: offline 		OK DarkSTeven, that literally made me burst out laughing.

And GoddessImaginos, nope... male doms aren't allowed to do any of that stuff. I'm just not all that worried about being a dom so it all works out just fine.

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I didn't so much "enslave" Carol as I did "enlove" her. - Me
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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/11/2009 9:33:32 PM   
Racquelle


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Status: offline 		Does anyone really need a "break" from duties when she is on her period?  For fuck's sake, it's not a broken leg.

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/11/2009 9:53:23 PM   
Shadow-tiger


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Status: offline 		From the Super Secret Torn Page, written in Super Exclusive Invisible Ink!

Lather hands with peanut butter before feeling up a blind folded submissive. Drizzle liberally with honey. Then add ice cubes. Everything goes better with ice cubes.

This will ensure proper obedience without fail!


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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/12/2009 6:15:41 AM   
MsFlutter


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From: East Coast
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

From the Super Secret Torn Page, written in Super Exclusive Invisible Ink!

Lather hands with peanut butter before feeling up a blind folded submissive. ...


after first insuring that said submissive isnt allergic to peanuts ;)

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/12/2009 7:40:15 AM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 40310
Status: offline 		can I exchange peanut butter with chocolate or is that against the rules? and raspberry sauce for the honey?
I dont wanna lose my Domme card
OH I forgot to add the tongue in cheek thingy
dammit



< Message edited by Lucylastic -- 8/12/2009 7:41:35 AM >

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/12/2009 7:55:26 AM   
Musicmystery


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A few excerpts from page 1...

*Start by posting "I've decided I'm dominant. Where do I get a slave?"

*Approach girls with a brief cmail saying "I think u r hot blow me bitch now"

*If they don't respond within 12 hours with a pic, driver's license, and offer to webcam naked, email back with a nasty message telling them they aren't true submissives.

*Make sure your profile clearly states "No fakes!" This always weeds them out.

*Respond to all the solicitations for yahoo addresses as if they were actually girls seeking. Get annoyed when it doesn't work.

*Start a thread to whine about it. This will let everyone know just how dominant you are.

*When the thread gets out of hand, start another thread complaining about how unfairly you are treated. This always earns a lot of respect, and shows just how in control you are.

*Rationalize why all your problems are other people's faults and post several threads seeking validation.

Oh, wait....OK....nevermind, that was the old edition....



< Message edited by Musicmystery -- 8/12/2009 7:59:16 AM >

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/12/2009 8:04:40 AM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		i love it when MusicMystery is a total smart-ass!!

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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/12/2009 8:05:32 AM   
petmonkey


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Joined: 7/7/2009
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

From the Super Secret Torn Page, written in Super Exclusive Invisible Ink!

Lather hands with peanut butter before feeling up a blind folded submissive. Drizzle liberally with honey. Then add ice cubes. Everything goes better with ice cubes.

This will ensure proper obedience without fail!



Creamy or chunky?



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RE: BLOWING THE LID OFF THE DOM HANDBOOK... - 8/12/2009 8:10:55 AM   
daintydimples


Posts: 967
Joined: 7/6/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

~FR~

A few excerpts from page 1...

*Start by posting "I've decided I'm dominant. Where do I get a slave?"

*Approach girls with a brief cmail saying "I think u r hot blow me bitch now"

*If they don't respond within 12 hours with a pic, driver's license, and offer to webcam naked, email back with a nasty message telling them they aren't true submissives.

*Make sure your profile clearly states "No fakes!" This always weeds them out.

*Respond to all the solicitations for yahoo addresses as if they were actually girls seeking. Get annoyed when it doesn't work.

*Start a thread to whine about it. This will let everyone know just how dominant you are.

*When the thread gets out of hand, start another thread complaining about how unfairly you are treated. This always earns a lot of respect, and shows just how in control you are.

*Rationalize why all your problems are other people's faults and post several threads seeking validation.

Oh, wait....OK....nevermind, that was the old edition....





ROFL !!!!


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