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pahunkboy -> Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 7:41:05 AM)

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/08/homosexuality-masturbation-causes-swine-flu/

Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says
Malaysia's state-run news agency is urging its readers to avoid homosexual sex and masturbation if they want to remain free of swine flu.      /snip                             


LOLOL.    OKKKK.   So now we know.                                                          



LaTigresse -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 7:44:36 AM)

See PA it's all our fault!!



pahunkboy -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 7:53:19 AM)

LOL.    Talk about  getting a bad reputation.  I can see it now.  Hey that place is a gay bar.   OMG- evacuate we all will get swine flu if teh wind shifts.  



beargonewild -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 8:16:00 AM)

Well dayum!!!!!! Here all this time I just had to worry about going to hell.



stella41b -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 8:28:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Well dayum!!!!!! Here all this time I just had to worry about going to hell.



That doesn't worry me. Given the persecution of these religious nutters here in life, it's heaven that worries me much more than hell.



cornflakegirl -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 8:35:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/08/homosexuality-masturbation-causes-swine-flu/

Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says
Malaysia's state-run news agency is urging its readers to avoid homosexual sex and masturbation if they want to remain free of swine flu.      /snip                             


LOLOL.    OKKKK.   So now we know.                                                          


Ruh roh.



suhlut -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 8:37:51 AM)

hrm...something INTERESTING to go tell my mother in law. "Hey..didcha know.. that Gay sex friction is what leads to swine flu? So, does that mean that my sister in law is lesbian since she recently contracted swine flu?"

lmao... if only that were true.. it would be SUCH a fun way..to knock the "Good Son and his "Good wife" off the pedestal that my mother in law has them up on.

no.. im not bitter.... at all



lazarus1983 -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 12:00:02 PM)

Bullshit! If masturbation caused swine flu, I'd be dead three times over since I woke up! Xtube would be killing millions!



BKSir -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 12:02:50 PM)

I think it's just something like a mixup in translation.  Closest to swine flu I've had is waking up a little early and cooking breakfast, including ham or bacon for some cutie. ;)



MstrPBK -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 12:15:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
I think it's just something like a mixup in translation.  Closest to swine flu I've had is waking up a little early and cooking breakfast, including ham or bacon for some cutie. ;)


[Smirk] so the Malaysian Media have gone ... afowl ... oppps we're talking pig (still ducks fast). Yea Swine is pretty serious stuff. In the US we have had the "first wave of it". The US population is not prepared to face the second wave. Which is projected to be something like 5 times worse and approximately just as deadly. With our weak economy at this time; come next spring we actually could be facing a much worse economy then than we are now. All I can hope is that the CDC gets the vaccine correct.

MstrPBK
ST. Paul, MN USA



lazarus1983 -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 12:50:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrPBK

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir
I think it's just something like a mixup in translation.  Closest to swine flu I've had is waking up a little early and cooking breakfast, including ham or bacon for some cutie. ;)


[Smirk] so the Malaysian Media have gone ... afowl ... oppps we're talking pig (still ducks fast). Yea Swine is pretty serious stuff. In the US we have had the "first wave of it". The US population is not prepared to face the second wave. Which is projected to be something like 5 times worse and approximately just as deadly. With our weak economy at this time; come next spring we actually could be facing a much worse economy then than we are now. All I can hope is that the CDC gets the vaccine correct.

MstrPBK
ST. Paul, MN USA



No, you've got to think positive! If the flu is as bad as people predict, then there are going to be a lot of new job openings pretty soon.

That's turning a frown upside down!



fadedshadow -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 11:46:21 PM)

everything leads to swine flu...



LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 11:50:08 PM)

I wonder if straight sex leads to swine flu as well? Either way, I'm safe WAAAHHHHHH[:(]



stella41b -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/11/2009 11:58:24 PM)

I think it's more a case of politicial right wingers concentrating on what they feel are the most important issues.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/12/2009 4:56:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/08/homosexuality-masturbation-causes-swine-flu/

Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says
Malaysia's state-run news agency is urging its readers to avoid homosexual sex and masturbation if they want to remain free of swine flu.      /snip                           

LOLOL.    OKKKK.   So now we know.                                                          


Don't know if that's true....but I have seen research that shows that trailer parks cause tornadoes.



ShoreBound149 -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/12/2009 5:03:29 PM)

They're also reporting that midget sex can lead to small pox



elegantcdgoddess -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/14/2009 12:26:55 AM)

i keep telling subbies sex is dirty, but little sluts dont believe me.....



ownedslavesweet -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/14/2009 4:06:15 AM)

Aha! So I guess now I know why I've been in hospital for the last week with a rather nasty bout of swine flu+pneumonia! It was the lovely girlie sex I was lucky enough to have the previous week. Well, I know what to tell the doctors next time they ask me where I think I may have got it... "Well you see... her tongue........." Lol at the possible reactions! :)

Unless it doesn't apply to women?



Irishknight -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/14/2009 6:03:54 PM)

Maybe they meant sex with gay pigs....



DarkSteven -> RE: Gay sex can lead to swine flu, Malaysian media says (8/14/2009 8:01:56 PM)

So those gay men must be pigs. 

/scratches self, sitting next to a mound of dirty dishes, secure in my nonpiggishness/



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