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Turning a giant robot into a battletank - 8/13/2009 6:09:07 AM

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The battletank I almost married used to be a giant robot. Talk about devine intervention.... Turns out he is back to his old ways, if he ever really quit at all....... Unfortunately he uses this website to CRUSH PUNY HUMANS. He takes pride in being an utter destroyer of planets, and used to criticize me for treating him any less than a serious piece of military hardware. Has anybody else here ever married a transformer or are there any ex-transformers that gave it up for a family life? What difficulties arose, if any?

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RE: Turning a giant robot into a battletank - 8/13/2009 6:12:04 AM

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LMAO it's too early to feel my sides splitting with laughter.

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RE: Turning a giant robot into a battletank - 8/13/2009 6:18:35 AM

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I actually understand your question. Unfortunately I am not the one to help you. MY view of Battle-tank Masters is that they are apt to destroy themselves eventually. Personally I am more apt to just ignore those kinds and hrey are more apt just to show how stupid they are for being ignored.

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RE: Turning a giant robot into a battletank - 8/13/2009 6:22:38 AM

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Apocalypso, the thing you need to look at is not issues of robotics. The issue you need to resolve is why you keep ending up with robots you can't trust. And how you're going to stop doing so.

At the moment, I have a feeling you're so angry with transformers in general, that you're actually going to push away any that don't lie and manipulate you.

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RE: Turning a giant robot into a battletank - 8/13/2009 6:29:19 AM

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My standard advice concerning human transformer relationships: don't ride inside a transformer car without him knowing about it because that can end up very messy indeedy.

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RE: Turning a giant robot into a battletank - 8/13/2009 11:25:22 AM

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that gives me the mental image of bumble bee with a bloody half a human torso sticking out of his ear.

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