I AM A HOPELESS PERV

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lovingpet -> I AM A HOPELESS PERV (8/13/2009 9:51:59 AM)
Yes, it's true. I must admit it. There is no turning back, no cure or recourse. hangs head I saw one of those advertisements on my email page out of the corner of my eye. I read it as, "Find your Master tonight!" It was an eharmony and and it said, "Found her match tonight!" Dohhhhh!!!!!!! So, tell us about a time when you realized you weren't just a perv, but a hopeless one. Like me.... There's nothing to be ashamed of I swear [:o] Just teasing! [:D] lovingpet

Lucylastic -> RE: I AM A HOPELESS PERV (8/13/2009 5:07:12 PM)
Im so bad at it now, I can be having a harmless conversation with my family and all of a sudden, I gaze off into space after a phrase or word, and my kids say "oh gawd what is she thinking about now". My daughter came home the other day and I told her what I had bought, and she said , "what for?" I said cos we needed them, she said oh "I thought they were new toys for your toy bag".......little did she know I had bought doubles of the pervertables(candles, scrubby toys, parachute cord, skewers, duct tape etc etc) If your pervy and you know it clap your hands[sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]

lovingpet -> RE: I AM A HOPELESS PERV (8/13/2009 6:53:45 PM)
I just got home from having a medical test run. The nurse who started my IV line for the test said, "This is going to hurt. Are you afraid of needles." I just smiled softly and said no with all the warm fuzzy feelings of when the day will finally come for my first big needle play session. Ahhhhhhh what a wonderful thought!

peachgirl -> RE: I AM A HOPELESS PERV (8/13/2009 8:15:49 PM)
I love the story of when someone asked my Daddy for some lube and he nearly said, "silicone or water based", when the poor guy was asking for just some WD-40...

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