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Musicmystery -> RE: Why I cannot attain elected office (8/16/2009 10:05:50 AM)
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery
all my sexual affairs.
Yeah.... As soon as the check arrives and clears, we need to schedule a meeting or five about that...
OK...but it's cool, Rich--I've got it all figured out. We can go over the details at those meetings.
See, where past politicians have gone wrong is sleeping around with only one woman. That's the problem--built in prejudice. But I will, during the campaign and throughout elected office, sleep with the wide diversity of women that is America. That's right--girls of all backgrounds and beliefs, colors and creeds, ethnicity and religious affiliation--an inclusive harem. This will be a new day for women--the opportunity to openly serve. And once elected, with all those ready slaves in the White House--just think of the vast range of "First Lady" type functions I can send them to attend to! Further, nothing like one's slave for sticking to assigned talking points! (I'm not too proud--I'll still lash my own girls when needed...and not at taxpayer expense!)
Now....since people are asking......
I already have a Drug Czar and a HUD Secretary. Let's float some names for the other positions. Everyone, what are your nominations/suggestions?
I've been thinking about a running mate, too. GreedyTop would be good--she's originally from another region of the country, she is popular with many people, as a submissive woman is a good role model, and she can help bring in the U.K. vote now---we already have the Canadian vote, and as previously noted, many Americans won't know the difference, and with enough Canadian and U.K. voters, together with the Dead vote (sowed up with the Cherry Garcia scandal), we won't need a lot of U.S. votes to pull this off.
So folks and pundits, let's fill out my Administration...
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