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MasterG2kTR -> Touching and Heartfelt Men Stories... (8/15/2009 8:31:38 PM)
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Touching and Heartfelt Men Stories...
1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just
taking a shit".
2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked
him to forgive me.
3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was
shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs." She looked at me and
said, "You did this to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would
care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "It'll be
too painful."
4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my
annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why,
she said, "Because I am trying to examine you."
5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor,
Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I
shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
6. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up
at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies". So I turned her over
on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled it out, flipped her back over and
came all over her face and hair. She cried. I guess we don't watch the same
movies.
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