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BriteBlond -> The barman says... (8/16/2009 5:14:12 AM)
A horse walks into bar. The barman asks, "why the long face?" A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "sorry, we don't serve food in here." A man walks into a bar and asks why there is sawdust on the floor. The barman replies, "that's last nights furniture."

SteelofUtah -> RE: The barman says... (8/16/2009 10:02:34 AM)
A Termite walks in and asks Where's the Bar Tender? Steel

Aanakaris -> RE: The barman says... (8/16/2009 3:26:54 PM)
A man walks into a bar...CLONK! Oww...

NewMaster79 -> RE: The barman says... (8/18/2009 3:04:46 PM)
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop. [:)]

Musicmystery -> RE: The barman says... (8/18/2009 3:12:47 PM)
Didn't we already do these? Two or three times? http://www.collarchat.com/m_1842277/mpage_1/key_bar/tm.htm#1842277 http://www.collarchat.com/m_2163231/mpage_1/key_bar/tm.htm#2163231 http://www.collarchat.com/m_2496570/mpage_1/key_bar/tm.htm#2496570

docileindiapers -> RE: The barman says... (8/18/2009 4:11:14 PM)
Two peanuts are walking down the road. One is a salted.

docileindiapers -> RE: The barman says... (8/18/2009 4:12:50 PM)
An Irish man walks out of a bar... Hey, it could happen!!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: The barman says... (8/18/2009 5:27:37 PM)
A cowboy, a nun and the Pope walk into a bar....bartender says..."What the fuck....you think this is a joke?"

NewMaster79 -> RE: The barman says... (8/22/2009 9:46:55 AM)
A guy with a black eye is sitting in a bar. Another man with a black eye walks in and sits next to him. The first guy says, "Hey Buddy, I can't help but notice we're both in the same shape. What happened to you?" The man says, "Well, my assistant and I were going on a business trip. At the ticket counter, I meant to say, 'I need two tickets to Pittsburgh.' But, the girl selling the tickets was rather endowed, so I accidentally said, 'I need to pickets to Tittsburgh,' and she sucker-punched me. The first guy replied, "I got my shiner because of a Freudian slip, too. I was having breakfast with my wife, and what I mean to ask was, 'Honey, could you please pass the Wheaties?' Instead I said, 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch!'" [:D]

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