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Hillwilliam -> Great Country/Western Lyrics (8/17/2009 8:30:47 AM)

Ok folks.  From the twisted Mind of Hill comes a brand damn new topic.


What is the best country lyric you have ever heard..... or wish you had heard.


I'll start as usual and this one is REAL.  If you want, I can get the CD and artist title



"It's women like you that make me wish I was queer"


Ok.  ball is in y'alls court




begmeformore -> RE: Great Country/Western Lyrics (8/17/2009 8:36:13 AM)

a song by Brad Paisley,,Alcohol,and the line is ,"to help white people dance "



Hillwilliam -> RE: Great Country/Western Lyrics (8/17/2009 8:47:51 AM)

Another one here.  It isnt technically country but should be

Harry Nillson..............album Nillson Schmillson

"Your breakin my heart...... your tearin' it apart. so FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK youuuuuuuuuu"



SteelofUtah -> RE: Great Country/Western Lyrics (8/17/2009 10:44:47 AM)

There was a time I used to think of you
and all the cheatin n' whorin you do
and I wish I had killed you when I had the chance
cause now there's a burnin in my under pants

And Lady I tell you that once you were fine
like a Hank Williams Record I bought for a dime
and the mud flaps still remnind me how it was for us then
wish I'd never have gotten out names put on them

There's some whiskey I've savored for the past 16 years
to drown out your screamin and your pourin of tears
I'll miss you my darlin till I'm gone and dead
now quit your squirmin or I'll miss your head

Oh Shot Guns and Whiskey are no friends of mine
they've left me in prison just countin my time
but they ask why I'm still grinin after all that I done
cause I'm locked up for life cause they only found one.

*****I WISH This were a Country Song I would play it ALL the time******

Steel



MasterG2kTR -> RE: Great Country/Western Lyrics (8/17/2009 5:16:45 PM)

I never went to bed with an ugly woman....but I sure woke up with a few - Bobby Bare



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