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fergus -> One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 4:32:52 PM)
I now have three sets of cuffs! <--------- one for my legs, one for my hands, and one for ... umm ... one for .... any ideas? Okay, this thread serves no real purpose ;) fergus

BitaTruble -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 4:53:40 PM)
quote: Okay, this thread serves no real purpose ;) In that case, I won't respond to it. ::chuckles:: Celeste

Petruchio -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 5:02:20 PM)
… and tiny cuffs for those busy fingers that scheme up 'no purpose' threads! (evil chuckle)

Aileen68 -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 6:02:47 PM)
balls?

fergus -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 6:25:03 PM)
hmmm, legs, hands, fingers, even balls. could be a fun night ;) I might even need more cuffs. fergus

MHOO314 -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 8:38:48 PM)
fergus you need a damned submissive or one massive Domme.

Evanesce -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/23/2006 9:28:41 PM)
quote: one for .... any ideas? Well, you do need a set in every room, no?

fergus -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 5:44:13 AM)
MH: I'll take either ;) Or perhaps both! Evanesce: Wow. THAT brings back memories ;) My father used to lose things, then blame it on everyone else (okay, sometimes it WAS our fualt). Let's say he couldn't find a hammer. He'd stomp around yelling "I'm gonna buy 50 f*ing hammers and put one in every God Damn Room in the house! That way I'll always be able to find one no matter HOW many you f*ing kids steal!" lol, and worse yet ... I find myself doing that as well sometimes ;) fergus

Evanesce -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 8:46:49 AM)
quote: "I'm gonna buy 50 f*ing hammers and put one in every God Damn Room in the house! That way I'll always be able to find one no matter HOW many you f*ing kids steal!" 50??? With that many rooms, no WONDER he could never find anything! hehehehe

feline -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 3:49:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fergus hmmm, legs, hands, fingers, even balls. could be a fun night ;) I might even need more cuffs. fergus If you had 4 pair you could be hand cuffed spread eagle. [:D] Just a thought.

mnottertail -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 4:00:22 PM)
Heavy flashback here; fergus........... Is it possible that you and I are related? My father used to say something on that order.......perhaps my father is yours and vice versa....... Did he ever say anything about fuckin' hammers and pliers in the yard that get run over by lawnmowers??????????? Fraternally, Ron LOLOLOLOL

fastlane -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 4:25:19 PM)
quote: 50??? With that many rooms, no WONDER he could never find anything! hehehehe LMAO.....Fergus comes from old money...no wonder he can afford so many toys....hmmm Fergus, my friend, why don't you use the third set around each ear, locking the cuffs tightly, thus your ears will stick out very far, from the pressure. Then when you get that submissive, or Domme and either you ask her, or, she ask you.......Liquor? You say, sure, hold me by my ears! and lick her. Ron, my dad would come in and throw the lawnmower blades on the table and say...."give me a fuckin pair of scissors to cut the fucking grass, at least I'll find all my tools......LMAO Guess all Dads are similarly dysfunctional!

mnottertail -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 4:57:08 PM)
Kevin, as a side note, and I don't know what Aileen68 (only a chat buddie for you conspiracy theorists, btw) will think about this........ But I remember prior to 1964 sitting in a purple kitchen and my mother made something or another and potatoes au gratin (I don't like most mean cheeses) and I called them 'potatoes hog rotten'........ Poof, my old man slapped my head in the plate 'so quick it would make your head spin', and at that time, at that place, in that space-time continuum it was my lot in life to ask for more, when I could see and breathe again. Ron

Aileen68 -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 5:23:34 PM)
quote: Aileen68 (only a chat buddie for you conspiracy theorists, btw) will think about this........ Those scamps...are they talking again? I'm just a big old flirt that's all... all talk :)

fergus -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 8:13:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: feline quote: ORIGINAL: fergus hmmm, legs, hands, fingers, even balls. could be a fun night ;) I might even need more cuffs. fergus If you had 4 pair you could be hand cuffed spread eagle. [:D] Just a thought. And what a good thought it is! ;) fergus

Arpig -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/24/2006 9:50:00 PM)
one for wrists...one for ankles...and the 3rd between the 1st & 2nd...instant hog tie [:)]

feline -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/25/2006 11:48:49 AM)
quote: and I called them 'potatoes hog rotten'........ LMAO! Thanks Ron . . . you made my day. [:D]

fergus -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/25/2006 12:25:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig one for wrists...one for ankles...and the 3rd between the 1st & 2nd...instant hog tie [:)] See? now THAT'S what I needed! Some practicle advice! Thanks Arpig! Any willing participants? fergus

kisshou -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/25/2006 6:49:29 PM)
1 right wrist to overhead bar 2 left wrist to overhead bar 3 right ankle to floor 4 left ankle to floor or 1 right wrist to right bedpost 2 left wrist to left bedpost 3 right ankle to right footrail 4 left ankle to left footrail damn! if you lived anywheres near here I could show you so many fun things!! PS and yeah I know you need to buy one more pair :O)

champagnewishes -> RE: One, Two ... umm ... three? (2/26/2006 12:37:57 AM)
As i see it fergus, when someone asks if you have cuffs, you can say "yes, i have a set for me, myself and i."

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