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slavejali -> Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:19:27 PM)

hehe..well the help please thingy usually gets attention.

So what i need help with is...Please someone kick me off these forums!! I've been on it all day! I cant believe it~! I cant say it has been time wasting, cuz Ive really enjoyed the posts today....but heck..Master is gonna be coming home and saying "slave what have you been doing today?" and im gonna look all guilty and say "umm posting Master" and then he is going to roll his eyes...and and... *grin*

oh dear oh dear...

btw this is a general bdsm topic cuz it could involve punishment lololol...should i be laughing?




PenelopePitstop -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:22:54 PM)

You could always say "Looking for new and improved ways to please you, Sir"...

I've been on here a bit too much myself.




Slipstreme -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:25:54 PM)

I think we all have been on too long. Ah well though, I would go with the umm.... "looking for new ideas" thing myself. Hehe.

Although, at least you have someone to punish you. I honestly, could use a good long flogging about now. I'm beginning to believe that masochim has withdrawl symptoms once you start taking the hits.




slavejali -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:26:40 PM)

copies that one down for reference...thanks hehe

Well i havent been totally unproductive..i put washing on, folded clothes, took care of some business, finished making skirt, half cleaned the desk, thought about dinner (I ahvent come up with anything yet), cleaned the ktichen, umm lets see what else..oh yeah..posted a LOT lol




MistressSassy66 -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:27:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PenelopePitstop

You could always say "Looking for new and improved ways to please you, Sir"...

I've been on here a bit too much myself.




That would be an excellent answer as long as there is some 'proof in the pudding' as they say....lol
I hope you were taking notes on new things....lmao




Littlepita -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:31:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: slavejali

copies that one down for reference...thanks hehe

Well i havent been totally unproductive..i put washing on, folded clothes, took care of some business, finished making skirt, half cleaned the desk, thought about dinner (I ahvent come up with anything yet), cleaned the ktichen, umm lets see what else..oh yeah..posted a LOT lol



LOL, that sounds like the way I go about my day too. I do a little, post a little, do a little less, post a little more.

I do send my Sir anything of interest I find here and elsewhere so he knows that I am capable of being productive. I even sent him the lame poems I have written in Fastlane's rhyme game. [:D]




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:31:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Slipstreme
I'm beginning to believe that masochim has withdrawl symptoms once you start taking the hits.


Oh goodness, there is no doubt about THAT!! It's addictive.

Just try starting a new thread about it and see what responses you get.

Cin <~ who realizes she isn't helping with the "get-off the forum" objective.




Slipstreme -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:32:26 PM)

Some quick real advice: If you are worried about it. Get off the computer and figure out what you need to do to serve your Master.

Plain and simple.

And I say Good Luck if you are not a fellow masochist. Here is hoping he doesn't really see anything wrong with what you've done today.




slavejali -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:34:17 PM)

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I'm beginning to believe that masochim has withdrawl symptoms once you start taking the hits.


Thats so true, so so so so true...dont even get me started there lol




slavejali -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:36:00 PM)

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And I say Good Luck if you are not a fellow masochist. Here is hoping he doesn't really see anything wrong with what you've done today.


Well see, Master wont punish me with anything i like, He will do something really evil like say I cant post for however long.....ugh...





Slipstreme -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:57:17 PM)

I have a feeling that if I end up with a Dominant over me (not likely), or simply if my partner got a little annoyed with my decisions, they would probably punish me by simply denying me my pain. Being a sadomasochistic Dominant is a catch22. You still need someone to be a little sadistic for you.




seaturtle50 -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 8:57:56 PM)

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Well i havent been totally unproductive..i put washing on, folded clothes, took care of some business, finished making skirt, half cleaned the desk, thought about dinner (I ahvent come up with anything yet), cleaned the ktichen, umm lets see what else..oh yeah..posted a LOT lol


Well, its probably too late already, but i suggest you wear that new skirt when he gets home ... and the smile ... yea, use that allot too. [8|]

st50







amayos -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 9:01:36 PM)

It's Slave Research & Development.

That's what I'd tell him, at least.




slavejali -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 9:06:27 PM)

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but i suggest you wear that new skirt when he gets home .


that wont work, i made it for someone else and i dont think she would appreciate it being used *grin*.

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Well alls well with the world i just raced around and did some more stuff, its prolly good i had a lazy day, im going to be doing massages full on for the next 3 weeks covering for a girl who is going on holiday....

quote:

Being a sadomasochistic Dominant is a catch22.


How does that work for you?

quote:

It's Slave Research & Development.


I do get some great things to talk Masters ear off with from these forums..i mean..discuss my reasearch with him from it...




Slipstreme -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 9:22:27 PM)

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How does that work for you?


been lucky enough to find partners who have a sadistic streak. Although my primary partner, possibly soon to be officially a submissive, and later on down the line, slave of mine, I think likes to tease me with it more than anything, and is really afriad to hurt me.

My other partner, well, we sort of realized we both like flogging, so we have flogging, but this is done on a friends only basis, as he is a total queer. He has bragging rights over most straight guys out there too, considering how I started responding to it last time. We typically whine and complain afterwards that we have no one to satisfy us sexually.

I've yet to find a masochist that I can take where I want to take them, alas. I also lack much experience, which will hopefully change soon enough. My primary partner isn't much into pain, and I can reach my flogging buddy's limit fairly easily. Although he does take a lot, I still outlast him under the whip. He also still lives with his parents, so bringing him back home and one of us being high off subspace and unable to move around much isn't a good idea. His folks want him back at a specific time, and I don't want to have to explain the "drugs" we are on. So my sadistic side is relatively ignored.




HisGirl8 -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 9:28:41 PM)

That's too funny. Ever since I found this place... all of about two weeks ago... I've been soooo addicted. He comes home and asks how my day was and then when I really have not much to tell he asks what I learned. That list has been loooooong lately.

Being new is fun... it helps to figure things out. Like today I found out what sub drop was. Uh woah.... So yeah go with the research and development plea and tell him what you did do.... which by the way it sounds like you were farily productive today- so be too hard on yourself.




slavejali -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 9:40:35 PM)

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been lucky enough to find partners who have a sadistic streak.


Thanks for sharing Slipstreme, i wish you well in finding the perfect play partner....strong sensation really makes me hot, so i dont know how i would ever go receiving strong sensations from someone who couldnt end up fucking me senseless during or after. ugh that would be a predicament~!

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I've been soooo addicted. ........


Yeah it is hey..

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... it sounds like you were farily productive today- so be too hard on yourself.


and thanks..i wont be..Master however *grin*

Nah, actually Ive had a productive day....everything is gonna be A.O.K hehe




OscarHargraves -> RE: Help please...umm (2/23/2006 10:53:26 PM)

I know what I'd say.

"Slave, you've been a bad girl. Go to my room ! !"

Good luck




proudsub -> RE: Help please...umm (2/24/2006 7:44:51 AM)

quote:

So what i need help with is...Please someone kick me off these forums!! I've been on it all day! I cant believe it~! I cant say it has been time wasting, cuz Ive really enjoyed the posts today..


That's one of the reasons i left CM last Aug. for 6 mo. I was spending way too much time here and not getting everything done that i needed to.
Now that i am back i am very selective on the threads i read, probably only spending a half hr a day here now.




IrishMist -> RE: Help please...umm (2/24/2006 7:48:59 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: slavejali

hehe..well the help please thingy usually gets attention.

So what i need help with is...Please someone kick me off these forums!! I've been on it all day! I cant believe it~! I cant say it has been time wasting, cuz Ive really enjoyed the posts today....but heck..Master is gonna be coming home and saying "slave what have you been doing today?" and im gonna look all guilty and say "umm posting Master" and then he is going to roll his eyes...and and... *grin*

oh dear oh dear...

btw this is a general bdsm topic cuz it could involve punishment lololol...should i be laughing?


LMAO I agree with the others...the 'I am looking for new ideas' idea sounds the best. Though, if you yourself are very imaginative at all times, he may not fall for it.

[8|]

/giggles and shrugs shoulders




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