Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

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MasterG2kTR -> Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/18/2009 7:08:57 PM)
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS 40ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average Looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free Spirit - Junkie Friendship First - Former very friendly person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open Minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very fat Large Frame/Big Boned - Hugely fat Wants Soul Mate - Stalker WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We Need = I want I Am Sorry = You’ll be sorry We Need To Talk = You’re in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do What You Want = You’ll pay for this later I Am Not Upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! You’re Very Attentive Tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN’S ENGLISH I Am Hungry = I am hungry I Am Sleepy = I am sleepy I Am Tired = I am tired Nice Dress = Nice cleavage I Love You = Let’s have sex now I Am Bored = Do you want to have sex? May I Have This Dance? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I Call You Sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you Do You Want To Go To A Movie? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I Take You Out To Dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you Those Shoes Don’t Go With That Outfit = I’m Gay

Tantriqu -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/18/2009 7:48:51 PM)
Ooh, our turn!! Men's Ad: I want a virgin = he's crap in bed I don't want drama = he causes drama I'm easy-going = he'll never be on time/sober Don't be uptight = he's constantly high/unemployed 'Prefer not to say' = he's bi/married Switch = Dom Handsome = Fred Flintstone Average height = Barney Rubble Just checkin' things out = one night stand I'll write something later = one hour stand 69 = one minute stand Cock shot = wanker/lousy lay Ass shot = bi Torso shot/ass shot with strapon/arm shot with vacuum/face shot with smile = he's mine, lay off! Your turn, ladies!

imtheman31069 -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/18/2009 7:52:21 PM)
now that's funny......i don't care who you are

gadgetmaster -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/19/2009 5:58:58 PM)
That was Great I saved it to My Collection

Hillwilliam -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/20/2009 10:42:09 AM)
Hey tantrique, you forgot Well hung = It actually sticks out of my pubic hair

Rhodes85 -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/20/2009 8:21:35 PM)
how about... looking for a financially secure man = looking for a sugar daddy

Tantriqu -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/21/2009 11:29:43 AM)
Or 'well-hung' = crap in bed! And: 'Most of my friends would say I have an easy-going personality' = Favourite reading material is restaurant kiddie placemats with the maze and find-a-word already filled in

Marc2b -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/21/2009 11:39:55 AM)
maybe I am betraying our side but this has to be said: When a man's personal ad reads "looking for freindship only," it really means, "I'm willing to wait three dates before you let me into your pants."

Tantriqu -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/21/2009 2:16:43 PM)
Oooh, I just got a new one! I have a big dick = I am a big dick

NewMaster79 -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/22/2009 9:52:36 AM)
In my experience, Petite = Short & Fat. I, myself, am voluptuous! [:D]

Tantriqu -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/28/2009 11:26:15 AM)
And another men's profile: No headgames = he plays headgames I want to give up control in the bedroom (six paragraph choreographed fantasy of what will be done to him follows) = he tops from the bottom I'm handsome = he's oogly

impishlilhellcat -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/28/2009 9:55:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu Ooh, our turn!! Men's Ad: I want a virgin = he's crap in bed I don't want drama = he causes drama I'm easy-going = he'll never be on time/sober Don't be uptight = he's constantly high/unemployed 'Prefer not to say' = he's bi/married Switch = Dom Handsome = Fred Flintstone Average height = Barney Rubble Just checkin' things out = one night stand I'll write something later = one hour stand 69 = one minute stand Cock shot = wanker/lousy lay Ass shot = bi Torso shot/ass shot with strapon/arm shot with vacuum/face shot with smile = he's mine, lay off! Your turn, ladies! This is the only one I could quote, but absolutely hilarious and dead on!!! I think I have a girl crush.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/28/2009 11:11:22 PM)
I have a collection of sports cars= I'm compensating for my small Dick![:D]

hlen5 -> RE: Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads (8/29/2009 2:03:17 AM)
Man says "I won't come in your mouth", thinks "Get ready to swallow!!"

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