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The Drunk - 8/20/2009 7:08:13 AM

beargonewild

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot!

You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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RE: The Drunk - 8/20/2009 3:55:08 PM

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LMAO thats just wrong i love it !!!!!!!!

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RE: The Drunk - 8/22/2009 11:57:21 AM

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I can just see some of my customers doing this!Keep 'em coming, Bear.

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RE: The Drunk - 8/22/2009 12:01:09 PM

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Damn LOL

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