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beargonewild -> Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/20/2009 7:18:46 AM)
JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS..... A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."

daintydimples -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/20/2009 7:29:17 AM)
Do you want it pasteurized ????

heratik101 -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/20/2009 5:31:51 PM)
Two blondes are walking in a park and through a series of turns and misdirections they end up on opposite sides of creek. "How do i get to the other side of the creek?" says the first. "You are on the other side", says the second.

Aylee -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/20/2009 7:02:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daintydimples Do you want it pasteurized ???? Past your eyes. You need to say it out loud.

beargonewild -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/20/2009 7:05:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daintydimples Do you want it pasteurized ???? Thanks but prefer my milk to be homo milk [:D]

BriteBlond -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/21/2009 7:43:21 AM)
Q) How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A) What's a light bulb?

MasterMgm -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/21/2009 11:45:36 AM)
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

beargonewild -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/21/2009 12:50:29 PM)
ROFLMFAO

mydestiny2043 -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/21/2009 8:53:07 PM)
[sm=LMAO.gif]That's good.

MasterMgm -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/21/2009 9:14:22 PM)
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. The Trooper: "My God! Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" The Blonde ""Yes, officer, I'm just fine" The Tropper: "Well, how in the world did this happen?" The Blonde: "Officer, it was the strangest thing! I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." The Trooper: "Uh, ma'am There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth"

heratik101 -> RE: Another Blonde Joke‏ (8/23/2009 8:31:39 AM)
A blonde walks into the emergeny room. One hand is covered with a bloody bandage. "What happened" says the nurse. "I shot my hand" replies the blonde. "How?" "Well, I've been really depressed lately so I decided to shoot myself in the head. I didn't want to wreck my hairdo so I stuck the barrel of the gun in my ear." "How did you shoot yourself in the hand?!" "Covering my other ear with it. I thought the loud noise would scare me..."

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