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beargonewild -> Email From God (8/20/2009 7:20:01 AM)

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.   So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. 

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. 

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' 

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. 

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' 

God was not pleased.   So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. 

Do you know what the e-mail  said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.




VirginPotty -> RE: Email From God (8/20/2009 7:22:27 AM)

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MasterG2kTR -> RE: Email From God (8/20/2009 5:12:20 PM)

Bear, when you find someone who got the email, let me know, cuz I'm curious too.....lol




beargonewild -> RE: Email From God (8/20/2009 7:06:24 PM)

It'll be a long wait cause none of my friends know either.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Email From God (8/20/2009 7:23:57 PM)

I'm still waiting for mine...

*hides the toys*




darchChylde -> RE: Email From God (8/23/2009 2:12:22 PM)

to: [email protected]

from: [email protected]

Dear Oren,

Hi, this is J to the H to the V to the H and I wanted to let you know that I see you have been doing a very good job down there.  Your check from the Royal Arms Bank of Nigerian Finance is on the way and that you are eligible to test these new organic pills to increase your penis size by 3 inches in 3 weeks.

Thank you,

I Am




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