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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 4:43:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		i love it i watch all the time, Master is a true blood republican and im who ever is the better man, which i think is obama . (im gonna get beat)
i even told Master that i felt so bad for my fuck up that im now a republican, (gag) sarah fucking palin is his idol. she does look good, but that is about all i  can say about her.
now still thinking about stripes ; "razzle dazzle....."


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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 4:53:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		  I think of "Stripes" and the "Aunt Jemimah" treatment....... 

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:02:15 AM   
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Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
He ain't no chicken no more


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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:03:45 AM   
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(ok, have we watched that movie a little, itsy-bitsy too much, Tammy?)


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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:07:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		thinking of watching it again! lol

Now, are either of you homosexuals?
You mean, like, flaming, or...
Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...

ok ok ill stop now but that whole damn movie was hilarious


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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:11:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: tammystarm

LOL  love it
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
He ain't no chicken no more



My favorite comedian of all time is Robin Williams, with ventriloquist Jeff Dunham coming up next behind him.
Mostly I jumped into this thread to address the above question concerning the chicken:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum that yes, it can be done.

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:13:41 AM   
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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:14:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well you know, there are so many... and y'all have put it together so well.

I'm not gonna answer the question - shocking that I'd be a renegade (or a maverick - shout out to tammy there) and all but... a comment or two...

While filming the movie Unfaithful, Olivier Martinez (swoony Latino Frenchman) suggests that they put in a part that makes Diane Lane laugh. Funny is sexy he tells them. Yup that's true. So the scene is that she is running her hands across a French braille book and he translates.

"My mother makes me chicken.
Her chicken makes me cough.
I wish that when she cooked it,
She took the feathers off."

She's a goner. *nod nod nod


And the other thing is... The Aristocrats movie. See it. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. They are not prejudice. They make fun of everybody.

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 5:18:34 AM   
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she aint no lady
she's nuttin but a sista


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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 6:56:16 AM   
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Paula Poundstone (in the beginning)....damn wonder what happened to her after those charges were pressed?

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 7:10:34 AM   
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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 11:47:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Chris Rock, Sinbad, Margaret Cho, Richard Pryor, Martin Lawrence (in the beginning).
Paula Poundstone (in the beginning)....damn wonder what happened to her after those charges were pressed?


RE:  Paula.  Not much, she's still pretty awesome.  Performed at the pride festival here this year, I laughed my ass off. :)  Feel bad for her poor sign language interpreter.  She was giving him soooo much shit. LOL  (all in good humour though, of course)


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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 11:48:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Jackie Gleason and George Burns also belong on a list of great ones.

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 12:01:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love Kathy Griffin (A-list in my opinion!), Robin Williams, George Carlin, all the Blue Collar guys, Margaret Cho, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Bill Cosby.

There are a lot of not so well-known ones on the satellite radio stations who crack me up in traffic.  I didn't get the name, but someone did a bit yesterday about his father getting stung by a bee in the balls that almost had me peeing myself.  Some of the names I remember are Frank Caliendo, John Caparulo, Henry Cho, Bobby Collins, Tim Slagle, Tim Clue, to name a few.

With great reverence, though, I have to give a shout-out to the wonderful Phyllis Diller.

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 12:15:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		For me there's Spike Milligan, Leslie Nielsen, Billy Connolly, Bob Monkhouse (not strictly a comedian but nobody could match his professionalism or ability to deliver one liners), Richard Digance, Spike Milligan, Alexei Sayle, Norman Collier, Dave Allen, Spike Milligan, Eric Sykes, Freddie Starr, Lloyd Bridges, Phil Silvers, Norman Wisdom, Victoria Wood...

.. and did I forget to mention Spike Milligan?



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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 1:22:42 PM   
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A few of my favorites are:
Wanda Sikes,
the late Gilda Radner,
the late George Carlin,
Bill Cosby and
the late John Ritter.

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 1:47:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		im not sure how well known he is, but i saw him at the comedy club one time and loved it

the disgruntled clown

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 1:52:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yep, I also forgot Bill Maher. I love his show.

When we went to see Rodney Carrington - who was so funny I was crying - a guy named Marc Ryan opened for him and he was hilarious!

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 7:26:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		A few of my favorites (from the past) that no one has mentioned yet:

Red Skelton
Milton Berle
Don Rickles
Sid Ceaser (sp?)
Carl Reiner

...and yes I like pretty much all of the ones already mentioned.

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RE: Favorite comedian - 8/21/2009 7:53:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		SO hard to pick just one so will pick one per nation *lol*
Canadian - Ron James
American - Robin Williams
Irish - Dylan Moran
Brit - Dawn French

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