RubberWitch
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Guy goes into the chemist, big grin on his face, and asks for a pack of 24 condoms and 8 viagra.
I'm afraid we can't sell viagra over the counter, it's perscription only
But..I've been on this BDSM contacts site, and aranged to meet a blonde nymphomaniac who wants to be screwed till she passes out.
Sounds like fun, but we still can't sell you Viagra. We do have a tablet called Erectolnitia, but it costs about £50 per tablet.
The guy balances his prowess against his pocket, and just takes the condoms.
3 hours later, the guy comes back, with the biggest grin on his face ever.
"She's bringing her TWIN!"
The chemist looks at him before saying "screw it, I'm a humanitarian, you can buy a couple at £30 each, and I'll forgo the profit".
The guy duly hands over £60, and almost skips out of the chemists.
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The next morning, the chemist is doing his regular stock take, and feeling pretty good about his "good turn". He's just refilling the counter, when he hears the door open, accompanied by a shuffling noise. he turns round to see the guy from the previous day, trousers round his ankles, bags under his eyes, and whats left of his genetalia protruding through his shirtfront, completely evicerated, and worn bloody.
t-t-t-tube of d-d-d-deepheat ppplease...
You're not going to use it on that are you? said the chemist indicating the bloody stump.
nnno, for my wrists.... they didn't show up.
ithankyougoodnight
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